You know you're a Redskins fan when...

steve09ru · Post by **steve09ru** » Wed May 23, 2007 12:54 am

Saw this on another message board and thought it would open us up to some good laughs since it is getting quite slow and the same news and discussions going on around here...

but to start it off...

-You know you're a Redskins fan when you can't wait for free agency to start

-You know you're a Redskins fan when you managed to keep the TV on during the 13-0 4th quarter to somehow think we could still beat Dallas (of course we ended up winning 14-13)

-You're friend is a Cowboys fan and is playing madden but has to leave so you refuse to continue the same game

Others?

air_hog · Post by **air_hog** » Wed May 23, 2007 12:57 am

You know you're a Redskin fan when you don't have any friends who are Cowboy fans...

:wink:

frankcal20 · Post by **frankcal20** » Wed May 23, 2007 1:29 am

You know your a redskins fan when you hear someone say "Redskin" within a mile radius and your ears perk up.

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Wed May 23, 2007 7:03 am

You know you're a Redskins fan when you spot Redskins paraphenlia from a mile away in just seconds.

floridaskinsfan · Post by **floridaskinsfan** » Wed May 23, 2007 7:34 am

You know you're a Redskins fan when you live out of state and see someone wearing something redskins and scream from far away "SKINS" and they just look at you like you are crazy. (This happens to me all the time)

Warmother · Post by **Warmother** » Wed May 23, 2007 7:43 am

You know your a Redskin Fan when ANY woman you see wearing redskin gear is "Hot".

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:21 am

You know you're a Redskins fan when you're paying $5.00 for a bottle of water at the concession stand that you can get at Costco for $0.50.

Warmother · Post by **Warmother** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:40 am

You know your a Redskin fan when your happy everytime a cowboy gets killed in a western.

hailskins666 · Post by **hailskins666** » Wed May 23, 2007 8:51 am

you know you're a redskin fan when there mere thought of dan snyder & vinny cerato in a draft room provokes a psychotic and homicidal rage...

BnGhog · Post by **BnGhog** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:09 am

You know your a redskin fan

-if you know who coach janky spanky is.

If you think its OK to lay someone out in the pro bowl you might be a skin fan.

or

If you think its OK to dress in drag with a pig nose, you might me a skins fan.

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:10 am

You know you're a Redskin fan when you buy a jersey the day after the draft just to have the rookie swap numbers months later.

JansenFan · Post by **JansenFan** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:13 am

You know you're a redskin fan when you sit on a waiting list for 7 years to pay 350 bucks a year for parking and 700 bucks a year for a seat so high you need a sherpa and a parka to get there and binoculars to even read the numbers on the field, and yet you go every Sunday and kill yourself on route to a 5-11 season, only to wake up the day after the last game, and start plotting the secret to winning next years super bowl.

hailskins666 · Post by **hailskins666** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:13 am

Chris Luva Luva wrote:You know you're a Redskin fan when you buy a jersey the day after the draft just to have the rookie swap numbers months later.

you know your a redskin fan when you see authentic jerseys in the teams official store that have those numbers switched, and the old stitching is showing though on a $300 jersey. [/end rant]

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:14 am

When your friends start to mock you for the annual "Yes but THIS year ..." speech wherein you explain why the Redskins will be very good

BernieSki · Post by **BernieSki** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:43 am

When you delay your Honeymoon one day so you don't have to miss a game.

My wife knew what she was getting into, now she is the same way.

BnGhog · Post by **BnGhog** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:49 am

If your cable goes out and you have to dig out the old 19inch TV with rabbit ears, and have to sit on the front porch with the TV in your lap, just to watch a game we were losing anyway.

Jeremy81 · Post by **Jeremy81** » Wed May 23, 2007 10:33 am

you know you're a redskins fan when you buy a rug that will never fit in your house just because it's KINDA redskin colors

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Wed May 23, 2007 10:37 am

When your neighbors come home with a Redskins edition Chevy Blazer, which you compliment profusely before they tell you 1) it was the only thing available for a test drive and 2) they hate the Redskins. So, at Christmas, in keeping with the spirit of the season, you steal their wreath which looked stupid anyway.

Mursilis · Post by **Mursilis** » Wed May 23, 2007 10:40 am

Fios wrote:When your neighbors come home with a Redskins edition Chevy Blazer, which you compliment profusely before they tell you 1) it was the only thing available for a test drive and 2) they hate the Redskins. So, at Christmas, in keeping with the spirit of the season, you steal their wreath which looked stupid anyway.

skinsfan#33 · Post by **skinsfan#33** » Wed May 23, 2007 11:12 am

BnGhog wrote:If your cable goes out and you have to dig out the old 19inch TV with rabbit ears, and have to sit on the front porch with the TV in your lap, just to watch a game we were losing anyway.

Yeah, but you're really a Redskins fan when a hurricane (Isabel) wipes out power for over a week and you have that 19" TV plugged into a power inverter that is plugged into the cigarret lighter jack of your car and you are watching the game out of the back of your car with it running to provide enough current to run the TV.

My neighbors just laughed!

riggofan · Post by **riggofan** » Wed May 23, 2007 12:42 pm

You know you're a Redskins fan when somebody says the word SMURFS and you think of Alvin Garrett and Charlie Brown instead of tiny, blue cartoons.

skinfaninla20 · Post by **skinfaninla20** » Wed May 23, 2007 12:44 pm

You know you're a REDSKIN fan when you get written up at work numerous times for being on THE HOGS.NET during work hours.... Specially when you live and are from L.A.

steve09ru · Post by **steve09ru** » Wed May 23, 2007 1:23 pm

when you mute the game on TV to listen to Redskins Radio

when you have to listen to Collinsworth burp throughout the whole game (Giants game)

THE RAM · Post by **THE RAM** » Wed May 23, 2007 1:24 pm

You know you're a Redskins fan when you receive deux mams

Skinna Mob · Post by **Skinna Mob** » Wed May 23, 2007 1:39 pm

You know your a Redskins Fan when...no matter if its right or wrong...but anyone who bashes Redskins you want to slap silly!!!