I thought you guys might enjoy the following story. It speaks the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth (so help me GOD).
THE UNITED STATES MAP
A father wanted to read a magazine but was being bothered by his little girl, Shelby. She wanted to know what the United States looked like.
Finally, he tore a sheet out of his new magazine on which was printed the map of the country. Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it to Shelby and said, "Go into the other room and see if you can put this together. This will show you our whole country today."
After a few minutes, Shelby returned and handed him the map, correctly fitted and taped together. The father was surprised and asked how she had finished so quickly. "Oh," she said, "on the other side of the paper is a picture of Jesus. When I got all of Jesus back where He belonged, then our country just came together."
After Kazoo and ATV have their customary 20-post exchange over how Dubya may or may not be to blame for the content of the story, everyone else is welcome to respond.
