I have FedEx'd Champ's jersey to Denver as a COD.
I have decided to get Portis' jersey and I have called the Redskins Store many times since Portis signed.
This is where it gets interesting.
The first person I talked to said the jersey would be available in late summer.
The second person I talked to, a young girl, said: "Who is Clinton Portis?" ....I hung up.
The third time (last week) the dude said Portis jersey would be available this week (by today)....
So I called today, and the guy said that Portis jerseys are NOT available and will not be available for a while due to a problem with the NUMBER 26....he said there is an issue with the number holding up the jersey release.
Move over Lavar!!!
We've got a jersey scandall!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, there's a problem w/ Iffy and C-Port. Iffy doesn't want to give up 26. Clinton wants it to but I would make him wear 27 just for wearing those freakin' sunglasses during his press conference!
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That is freakin unbelievable that Portis jersey is not ready for sale. And Synder considers himself a marketing Guru. Keyshawns jersey was ready for order the monday of his press conferance. I have been looking for one as an early present for my barber. There must be something going on he might have to cut a deal with IFFY like Jake said
Okay, it's five o'clock somewhere and I've had a beer or two, so it's time to display my (lack of a) sense of humor.
Maybe Clinton could use his Portis HEAD and take the current wearer of #26 out to discuss it over ham and cheese OMHALETTES. But that would be no guarantee, it would be IFFY at best. I guess he KEN wear #27 without having to say "HOUSTON, we have a problem." He could reverse 27 and go with #72, he's MANLEY enough, but he's probably not DIRON to wear that number. Not many running backs wear #17, although he'd probably KILL-MER for it. Then what would he have DOUG himself into? (I can hear it now, no more #17 jokes, WUERFFEL of them already) You could give him #70, but that's not a running back number, and the NFL would just be in a big HUFF. #33 is a good RB number, but even if he asks for it for Christmas, he'd hear "BAUGH humbug". #44 is out of the question. They only make them in size XXL and Portis would hold up the jerseys and say "DEISEL never fit me". Maybe after a few roster moves, he'll be a CANDIDATE to wear #30. Kevin Mitchell wears #55, and it'd take alot of HANBURGERS to talk him out of it. He'd have to walk over hot COLES to get #80, even though he was a R.O.Y. Ramsey wears #11, and even RYPIEN the jersey off him wouldn't work. My BETTS against him getting #46. Oh sure, he could walk down the HALL wearing #10 and BRAGG about how he almost got #4, but those aren't RB numbers either. A LOTT of RBs wear #34, but that's taken, too. He thinks he can get #85 but he McCANTS. He could get #20 by hanging CHAD. He's not NOBLE enough to wear #75. He's not WINEY enough for #68 and he'll never WYNN #97. He's EARNEST enough to wear #21 but he'd need an ALLEN wrench to pry it from the guy currently wearing it, so I suppose the point is SMOOT.
Any other ideas? Wow...all this without narcotics.
I could MCDOLE out about 79 more of these, but I'd have 85 WARRENs out for my arrest. Besides, I'm very popular and I have 32 PARDEEs to attend, where I'll likely be accused of inapropriate behavior towards someone's wife or girlfriend, to which I'll reply..."I told you 86 times that I never DIDIER, sure I SCHROEDER, but that was 10 years ago!". Perhaps it'd be 37 times safer to just be a FISCHER and try to catch 41 BASS. Or maybe I should go golfing try to hit 28 GREENs in regulation or 31 HARRAWAYs in regulation. But I've been past my prime since '81 and I didn't golf much then because I was a MONK. It's still a little CHILI to golf for me anyway, it's 68 farenheit, 20 celcius and 24 KELVIN. (That was a long way to go) I don't know why I keep these puns going, it must be a mental problem, which I'm sure CENTERS around some depression I sufferred when I was 37. I only have 52 more of these if it's OLKY with you guys. I'll probably forget 31 of them, since I don't have a memory like an OLIPHANT. (I'm not sure that was his number but I won't TERRELL if you won't). I might remember 12 more but I FREROTTE the rest. I Should have stopped at #29, but that's MURPHY's law for ya. If someone could GRANT me 46 wishes, I'd want 65 BUTZ, 57 was my record and I thought that was MILOT, 58 and they'd send the MARSHALL after me. I apologize for the last 77 puns, but it's all water under the BRUNDIGE at this point.
Before LaVar let his name be used on jerseys, I tried to order a custom one online and it wouldn't let me...so the Portis custom may not work out either.
gambit187 wrote:That is freakin unbelievable that Portis jersey is not ready for sale. And Synder considers himself a marketing Guru. Keyshawns jersey was ready for order the monday of his press conferance. I have been looking for one as an early present for my barber. There must be something going on he might have to cut a deal with IFFY like Jake said
TO jerseys are all over the place in NJ as well..where are all the Portis jerseys?
ChiliPalmer wrote:I could MCDOLE out about 79 more of these, but I'd have 85 WARRENs out for my arrest. Besides, I'm very popular and I have 32 PARDEEs to attend, where I'll likely be accused of inapropriate behavior towards someone's wife or girlfriend, to which I'll reply..."I told you 86 times that I never DIDIER, sure I SCHROEDER, but that was 10 years ago!". Perhaps it'd be 37 times safer to just be a FISCHER and try to catch 41 BASS. Or maybe I should go golfing try to hit 28 GREENs in regulation or 31 HARRAWAYs in regulation. But I've been past my prime since '81 and I didn't golf much then because I was a MONK. It's still a little CHILI to golf for me anyway, it's 68 farenheit, 20 celcius and 24 KELVIN. (That was a long way to go) I don't know why I keep these puns going, it must be a mental problem, which I'm sure CENTERS around some depression I sufferred when I was 37. I only have 52 more of these if it's OLKY with you guys. I'll probably forget 31 of them, since I don't have a memory like an OLIPHANT. (I'm not sure that was his number but I won't TERRELL if you won't). I might remember 12 more but I FREROTTE the rest. I Should have stopped at #29, but that's MURPHY's law for ya. If someone could GRANT me 46 wishes, I'd want 65 BUTZ, 57 was my record and I thought that was MILOT, 58 and they'd send the MARSHALL after me. I apologize for the last 77 puns, but it's all water under the BRUNDIGE at this point.
