Bucs haikus

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:09 pm

I figure that there will be some increase in creativity now that Campbell is in... remember... 3 lines... 5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables

Dawn of a new age?
Or a kid starting too soon?
Find out on Sunday.

Not that I think that Jason has to prove himself this Sunday to have any worth... it just went nicely into a haiku

JansenFan · Post by **JansenFan** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:11 pm

The kid has the tools
Time to put them to good use
By spanking the Bucs.

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:12 pm

When things look darkest
D.C. looks to its J.C.
Pray for more touchdowns

Justice Hog · Post by **Justice Hog** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 5:17 pm

Sunday is the day
Finally Jason is here
7 in a row?

The kid has the speed
And he surely has the arm
Our future QB

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:18 pm

Sunday in Tampa
Every tongue will shout "JC!!"
DC will rejoice!!

Can JC save us?
7 wins can get us in.
I believe. Do you?

His time has arrived.
The training wheels are now off.
JC's time is NOW!!!

The Bucs will play Bruce.
But he's hardly almighty.
Our D will look good.

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:14 am

It's shameless plug time.
I love the Brandon Lloyd show.
Check it out right here.

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:18 am

B Lloyd is the man.
On Sunday he'll break out!!
Thanks to Jason's arm.

cleg · Post by **cleg** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:16 am

haiku's are dumb
i really think they are
why do them

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:29 pm

cleg wrote:haiku's are dumb
i really think they are
why do them

A moronic post.
But should we be astonished?
TRO thinks not.

As Private Gump said:
"Stupid is as stupid does."
Behold! cleg's "haiku" :roll:

Don't bother trying.
Haikus mesh art and talent.
Stick to other threads.

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:56 pm

cleg wrote:haiku's are dumb
i really think they are
why do them

Especially if you can't even get the syntax right. I mean they're really dumb when they're not even actual haiku's. :oops:

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:-)

cleg · Post by **cleg** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:01 pm

BossHog wrote:
cleg wrote:haiku's are dumb
i really think they are
why do them

Especially if you can't even get the syntax right. I mean they're really dumb when they're not even actual haiku's.

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Yo Bossy, I was joking.

Irn-Bru · Post by **Irn-Bru** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:24 pm

The Redskins will win
Generic haiku says so
They will beat the Bucs

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:00 pm

cleg wrote:
BossHog wrote:Especially if you can't even get the syntax right. I mean they're really dumb when they're not even actual haiku's.

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Yo Bossy, I was joking.

Yeah me too cleggy... that's why I used smileys and answered in the form of a Haiku.

B Lloyd will bust out,
Catch seven Campbell passes.
And his first touchdown.

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:34 pm

Don't forget Duckett!!
He'll gain 6 yds. per carry.
His first TD, too.

cleg · Post by **cleg** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:39 pm

BossHog wrote:
cleg wrote:
BossHog wrote:Especially if you can't even get the syntax right. I mean they're really dumb when they're not even actual haiku's.

Threads are clearly marked.
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Yo Bossy, I was joking.

Yeah me too cleggy... that's why I used smileys and answered in the form of a Haiku.

B Lloyd will bust out,
Catch seven Campbell passes.
And his first touchdown.

I need to learn how to use those smiley do-hickey's.

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:38 am

What's with the yappin'?
It's messing with the haikus.
Just go with the flow. :wink:

Bucs will lose to Skins.
Chucky will sneer by game's end.
Hail to the Redskins!!

JansenFan · Post by **JansenFan** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:41 am

Two High School teammates
Earn the Redskins a big win
Go Blue Springs Posse!!

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:26 pm

I wish J.C well.
Need to establish the run.
Help the kid relax.

Dangerfield · Post by **Dangerfield** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:25 am

Fundamental Problems here...
All busts, no draft picks
For the next 3 years AT LEAST!

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:07 am

Dangerfield wrote:Fundamental Problems here...
All busts, no draft picks
For the next 3 years AT LEAST!

This isn't a haiku.

Champsturf · Post by **Champsturf** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:45 pm

It's so difficult
to figure all this stuff out
try to learn to count