Titans haikus

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:26 pm

Put yout Haikus here...

Remember 3 lines... 5 syllables, then 7 syllables, then 5 syllables...

Skinsfan55 · Post by **Skinsfan55** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:29 pm

Titans on Sunday.
Another challenge for us.
We'll lose like always.

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:32 pm

^^^^
Two is more than none :roll:

'Always' is hyperbole
I enjoy pizza

JPM36 · Post by **JPM36** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:53 pm

Topping per touchdown
from your local Papa John's
Is 10 too many?

Skinsfan55 · Post by **Skinsfan55** » Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:07 pm

JPM36 wrote:700 pages?
Saunders will need only 3
To shred Titans D

Topping per touchdown
from your local Papa John's
Is 10 too many?

700 pages is 6 syllables.

Sev-en, hun-dred, pag-es

Burgandyandglory · Post by **Burgandyandglory** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:40 am

Titans come to town,
Give Skins potential bye week,
Vince, meet Sean Taylor..

Justice Hog · Post by **Justice Hog** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:07 am

Skinsfan Fifty-Five
Really has no stinkin' clue
Skins will win this one

JansenFan · Post by **JansenFan** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:14 am

Redskins two and three
Some members have given up
But there is still time

Mursilis · Post by **Mursilis** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:33 am

Remember the Titans, fans?
After this game, Tennessee fans
will want to forget!

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:47 am

Attention boo birds:
Stay away from FedEx Field.
Give tix to real fans.

Sunday afternoon.
The Skins will win as a team.
Haters, you've been warned.

Titans held Indy.
But can't stop the Skins O.
45-point win,

HTTR

JPM36 · Post by **JPM36** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:39 pm

Skinsfan55 wrote:Titans on Sunday.
Another challenge for us.
We'll lose like always.

While gramatically correct yours is depressing.

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:51 pm

JPM36 wrote:
Skinsfan55 wrote:Titans on Sunday.
Another challenge for us.
We'll lose like always.

While gramatically correct yours is depressing.

OKay, you TOTALLY obliterated the rules in your haiku, JPM36, and I'm callin'you out on it!!!!

:wink:

Skinsfan55 · Post by **Skinsfan55** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:18 pm

JPM36 wrote:
Skinsfan55 wrote:Titans on Sunday.
Another challenge for us.
We'll lose like always.

While gramatically correct yours is depressing.

I was actually more making fun of the negative fans than anything with my haiku.

FWIW I think we will beat the Titans, pretty easily, but the Redskins have to make a lot of adjustments in order to seriously content...

They may well be this year's Steelers.

JPM36 · Post by **JPM36** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:15 pm

Skinsfan55 wrote:
JPM36 wrote:
Skinsfan55 wrote:Titans on Sunday.
Another challenge for us.
We'll lose like always.

While gramatically correct yours is depressing.

I was actually more making fun of the negative fans than anything with my haiku.

FWIW I think we will beat the Titans, pretty easily, but the Redskins have to make a lot of adjustments in order to seriously content...

They may well be this year's Steelers.

Oh.. my bad Skins.

Yeah I am expecting an easy win on Sunday myself. I'd love another day like the 49ers game last year, which was also our 6th game of the season and was also coming off a road loss.

I think we win this one pretty handily. I'm guessing Coach Williams will not be as hesitant to bring the blitz given that Vince Young is his making his 3rd start and is not a great passer by NFL standards anyway.

Now I better force out a haiku because this is after all the Titans haiku thread.

Vince and Tennessee
Come to play outside D.C.
Can you say shutout?

Skinsfan55 · Post by **Skinsfan55** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:44 pm

Don't sweat it JPM, it's not like it was obvious or anything.

I should have made an emoticon or something.

Dangerfield · Post by **Dangerfield** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:01 pm

front seven not scared
Of Vince Young and option runs
But of downfield chucks

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:54 am

Skinsfan55 wrote: I was actually more making fun of the negative fans than anything with my haiku.

... so you were making fun of yourself?

ROTFALMAO

... most people if being sarcastic or cavalier might use the eyes rolling smiley, or the shocked smiley, or the wink smiley... as you realized after the fact. How on earth did you in any way indicate that your post was directed towards the fan base as opposed to the team?

Watch you don't get butter all over the countertop while you're buttering both sides of that bread...

Skinsfan55 · Post by **Skinsfan55** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 12:56 pm

How have I been a negative fan?

Yeah, like everyone I get upset when I think the team is playing below their potential, but for the most part I have maintained I think the Redskins can still be a surprise team once they get firing on all cylanders... Shawn Springs' return to practice is a step in that direction.

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 2:45 pm

Skinsfan55 wrote:How have I been a negative fan?

Yeah, like everyone I get upset when I think the team is playing below their potential, but for the most part I have maintained I think the Redskins can still be a surprise team once they get firing on all cylanders... Shawn Springs' return to practice is a step in that direction.

I didn't say there was anything wrong with it... you are entitled to be however you like man. I just struggle to think of you as one of the more 'positive' posters, so it struck me as funny when you pointed at the 'negative fans'... that's all.

Shall we get this back on to haiku's?

Tennessee Titans.
They fought the Colts tooth and nail.
Skins can't look past them.

JPM36 · Post by **JPM36** » Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:35 pm

Let's just say that some Sunday's it is really, really tough to be a positive poster

Fortunately, this Sunday will not fall into that category.

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:17 am

JPM36 wrote:Let's just say that some Sunday's it is really, really tough to be a positive poster

Fortunately, this Sunday will not fall into that category.

Who CARES what you think??!!!
This thread is for haikus that
Piss on the Titans.

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:25 am

This is not my joke
but the Titans logo looks
like flaming thumbtack

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:44 am

Is that what it is?
I knew they were flaming, but
I guess they've no shame.

Offense and defense.
Will come ready to bust heads.
They'll crush Tennessee.

JansenFan · Post by **JansenFan** » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:47 am

Feel the gentle breeze
Engulf yourself in the wind
'Cause the Titans blow

titanbuoy · Post by **titanbuoy** » Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:30 pm

Santana Moss hitch
Brunell throws the ball too late
Pac Man Jones Touchdown

Third and goal, Skins Blitz
Vince Young runs a QB draw
Sweet Titans' touchdown