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Giants haikus

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How about some Haikus for our division rival Giants?

Remember - 3 lines -> 5 syllables, 7 syllables 5 syllables
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Thirty-six to 0 (pronounced "oh")
We saw when we last played there
This time it's our turn

We are two and two
The Giants are one and two
We will get three wins
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Post by ChrisHanburger »

Motor mouthed wind bags
Both Shockey and Arrington
Will suck wind this week
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egg-headed pierce and
lavar the wounded traitor
can both eat a ____ (fill in the blank with your favorite one syllable reference)

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Manning backpedals
Throws it up towards Burress
Easy Pick for Sean

S. Moss vs. Big Blue
Talk about a huge mismatch!
Enjoy the cellar
R.I.P. Christopher Wallace (May 21, 1972 - March 9, 1997)

R.I.P. Sean Taylor (April 1, 1983 - November 27, 2007)
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~From Eli Manning

Where is my Ron Dayne
Tiki is Fragile and Weak
Jacobs is poo poo
I am the walrus...coo coo ca choo?
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Lavar runs his mouth
Oh, some people never learn
Lavar runs his mouth
"That's a clown question, bro"
- - - - - - - - - - Bryce Harper, DC Statesman
"But Oz never did give nothing to the Tin Man
That he didn't, didn't already have"
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Lavar is an ass
Arrington still can't play ball
Good riddance Lavar!
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Tigers kill the Yanks
Redskins kill the New York Gnats
What a great weekend
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Strahan is not gay!
Who cares what his ex-wife says.
He's just sensitive.
Sean Taylor was one of a kind, may he rest in peace.
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Strahan is so gay!
Should come out of the closet.
Big ol' fudge packer.
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Re: Giants haikus

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Eli no Peyton
Arrington can't read playbook
New York smell like s***
Dallas Sucks, .................. and T.O. Swallows, .......... Pills
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Post by Burgandyandglory »

G-Stings are a team?
Eli buys lacy panties
Strahan gets turned on.
Dallas Sucks, .................. and T.O. Swallows, .......... Pills
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