Texans Haiku

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:28 pm

I forgot to start up a thread last week for haikus... but since everyone seemed to have some fun with them, maybe they'll start bringing some people out of the doldrums.

They could have had Bush.
Instead they took Mario.
Was that their best move?

Dangerfield · Post by **Dangerfield** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:53 pm

Passed on Reggie Bush
No Prob, It'll be OK
They still have Dom...DOOOH!

Gibbs4Life · Post by **Gibbs4Life** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:34 am

Know that it ain't fine
For us to lose 3 straight times
Boonell on bubble
Jason Campbell might struggle
Mark's stats he'd double!

air_hog · Post by **air_hog** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:41 am

Dangerfield wrote:Passed on Reggie Bush
No Prob, It'll be OK
They still have Dom...DOOOH!

That's funny :lol:

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:29 am

Gibbs4Life wrote:Know that it ain't fine
For us to lose 3 straight times
Boonell on bubble
Jason Campbell might struggle
Mark's stats he'd double!

Um Gibbs4Life... we stated categorically when we started the Haikus a few weeks ago, that posting a non-Haiku was grounds for ridicule. So I'm ridiculing you... becaue I'm not sure what that was.... but it wasn't a haiku. :oops:

A haiku has 3 lines... first one 5 syllables, second line 7 syllables, and third line 5 syllables again.

Portis will be back,
Springs probably still won't play,
Need a win badly.

hailskins666 · Post by **hailskins666** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:33 am

hut 1 hut 2 hike
boonell takes three paces back
ball into the stands

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:04 pm

Charlie Casserly.
Showed his true colors at draft.
Set Skins up to win.

HTTR

JPM36 · Post by **JPM36** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 6:46 pm

hailskins666 wrote:hut 1 hut 2 hike
boonell takes three paces back
ball into the stands

Ball into the stands
Was not the case on Sunday
Still funny haiku

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:25 pm

Brunell was perfect
On his first twenty-two throws
Made NFL history

JPM36 · Post by **JPM36** » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:00 pm

Jake wrote:Brunell was perfect
On his first twenty-two throws
Made NFL history

Isn't your last line 7 syllables?

I would think that "NFL" would be 3 syllables.

hailskins666 · Post by **hailskins666** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:02 pm

he still sucks until
it's done against a real D
still didn't go deep

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:14 pm

JPM36 wrote:
Jake wrote:Brunell was perfect
On his first twenty-two throws
Made NFL history

Isn't your last line 7 syllables?

I would think that "NFL" would be 3 syllables.

Oh well I thought I had it right.