Temporary NFL Hognostications Week 1

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JSPB22 wrote:Boss Hog goes to work
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Hognostications!

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shall best the Deadskin!

THN haikus
smack-talking poetic verse
REDEEMEDSKIN goes down!


Hey, JSPB
has settled things. All smack should
be in haiku form.

With that being said,
all you wanna-bes better
play for second place.
RIP 21

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JansenFan wrote:Hey, JSPB
has settled things. All smack should
be in haiku form.

With that being said,
all you wanna-bes better
play for second place.

:hail: :hail: :hail:
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The official Hognostications announcement is:

HERE

PLEASE bring your Hognostications to the right place.

NOBODY else is going to do it for YOU.

Sorry for any inconvenience but I just wanted to get things stated in this thread.
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A haiku for youz...

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What y'all call fools gold
TRO calls "destiny".
REDEEMED will win the title!!

What you gonna do
When TRO's weekly picks
Destroy all of you??!!!!
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Hulk Hogan is lame
and so are TRO's famed
"picks of redemption."
RIP 21

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Ouch! (again)
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Come on RiC,
pick on Red. You know you want
to join in the fun
RIP 21

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JansenFan wrote:Hulk Hogan is lame
and so are TRO's famed
"picks of redemption."


"The ICON" lives on.
And Likewise does TRO.
Just call me, "The Champ"!!

"'The Champ'??!!!", you exclaim.
Indeed. I did not stutter.
Y'all should just go home.

A father, a spy,
And a whole slew of others.
Will all say my name.

For now this is all.
More SMACK haikuing to come.
For now, JUST BRING IT!!!
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RS wrote:5: "The ICON" lives on.
6: Likewise does TRO.
6: "The Champ", Redeemed, is here!!!

5: For now this is all.
6: More haikuing to come.
5: For now, JUST BRING IT!!!


I call shenanigans. 575, not 566 or 565. :-P
RIP 21

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JansenFan wrote:
RS wrote:5: "The ICON" lives on.
6: Likewise does TRO.
6: "The Champ", Redeemed, is here!!!

5: For now this is all.
6: More haikuing to come.
5: For now, JUST BRING IT!!!


I call shenanigans. 575, not 566 or 565. :-P


TRO thanks you.
Though, I admit, I'm surprised.
I'd been on a roll. #-o

What's worse? You caught it.
I thought no one would notice.
I'm really ashamed. :oops:

But, that's over now.
I corrected my errors.
I'm back in top form.
:thump:

The past is the past.
My quest cannot be detained.
Victory is mine!!!! \:D/
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Well, I just sent mine in. :o
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Chris Luva Luva wrote:Well, I just sent mine in. :o

Chris has admitted.
His picks, he's "mailing them in".
He's not a factor.
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Haikus are great fun
Especially when they are
used to smack redeemed.
RIP 21

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JansenFan wrote:Haikus are great fun
Especially when they are
used to smack redeemed.

but a thirty-six
inch baseball bat would do a
more thourough smacking :twisted:
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hailskins666 wrote:
JansenFan wrote:Haikus are great fun
Especially when they are
used to smack redeemed.

but a thirty-six
inch baseball bat would do a
more thourough smacking :twisted:


Where is the humor?
The devil think's he's funny.
But not quite "thorough".

Spelling's a challenge.
Clearly it is for hellhog.
Should stick to day job. My 2 cents
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Breaking sentences
into lines by syllables
aren't real haikus
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ha ha look redeemed
farted out his mouth again
same weak smack as here
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JSPB22 wrote:Breaking sentences
into lines by syllables
aren't real haikus


Haiku requires
A reference to nature
Which these don't have
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Well I don't have a haiku for it, but I know how to say let's get this thread back on topic and move the haikus to the Smack forum where they can be more colorful...

... wouldn't want to suppress any creativity.
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Ok Boss, sorry for going off topic. I created this thread in Smack.
http://www.the-hogs.net/forum/viewtopic. ... 968#267968
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WEEK 1

Thursday, Sep. 7

Miami at Pittsburgh 8:30 p.m. = PIT

Sunday, Sep. 10

Atlanta at Carolina 1:00 p.m. = CAR
Baltimore at Tampa Bay 1:00 p.m. = BUC
Buffalo at New England 1:00 p.m. = PAT
Cincinnati at Kansas City 1:00 p.m. = BEN
Denver at St. Louis 1:00 p.m. = DEN
New Orleans at Cleveland 1:00 p.m. = BRO
N.Y. Jets at Tennessee 1:00 p.m. = TEN
Philadelphia at Houston 1:00 p.m. = EAG
Seattle at Detroit 1:00 p.m. = SEA

Chicago at Green Bay 4:15 p.m. = CHI
Dallas at Jacksonville 4:15 p.m. = COW
San Francisco at Arizona 4:15 p.m. = ARZ
Indianapolis at N.Y. Giants 8:15 p.m. = NYG

Monday, Sep. 11

Minnesota at Washington 7:00 p.m. = WAS
San Diego at Oakland 10:15 p.m. = SDC

TOUGH WEEK

DARTH
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DarthMonk wrote:WEEK 1

Thursday, Sep. 7

Miami at Pittsburgh 8:30 p.m. = PIT

Sunday, Sep. 10

Atlanta at Carolina 1:00 p.m. = CAR
Baltimore at Tampa Bay 1:00 p.m. = BUC
Buffalo at New England 1:00 p.m. = PAT
Cincinnati at Kansas City 1:00 p.m. = BEN
Denver at St. Louis 1:00 p.m. = DEN
New Orleans at Cleveland 1:00 p.m. = BRO
N.Y. Jets at Tennessee 1:00 p.m. = TEN
Philadelphia at Houston 1:00 p.m. = EAG
Seattle at Detroit 1:00 p.m. = SEA

Chicago at Green Bay 4:15 p.m. = CHI
Dallas at Jacksonville 4:15 p.m. = COW
San Francisco at Arizona 4:15 p.m. = ARZ
Indianapolis at N.Y. Giants 8:15 p.m. = NYG

Monday, Sep. 11

Minnesota at Washington 7:00 p.m. = WAS
San Diego at Oakland 10:15 p.m. = SDC

TOUGH WEEK

DARTH

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WEEK 1 Picks

Thursday, Sep. 7

Pittsburgh

Sunday, Sep. 10

Carolina
Tampa Bay
New England
Kansas City
Denver
New Orleans
Tennessee
Philadelphia
Seattle

Chicago
Jacksonville
Arizona
Indianapolis

Monday, Sep. 11

Washington
San Diego
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Hail victory,
Braves on the warpath,
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JSPB22 wrote:Read this.


Skins4ever Read that
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Darn Culpepper! He cost several oof us a game!

Two critical interceptions for TDs! Talk about throwing a game away! :evil:

Way to go to start the season. :cry:
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