23rd Qualm

[Deadskins]

Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.

He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.

He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.

He restoreth my fears.

He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war, I will find no exit, for thou art in office.

Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.

Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.

Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.

My health insurance runneth out.

Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,

And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.

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[REDEEMEDSKIN]

Here's the original, in case you were wondering:

Psalm 23
A psalm of David.

The LORD is my shepherd, I shall not be in want.
He makes me lie down in green pastures,
he leads me beside quiet waters,

he restores my soul.
He guides me in paths of righteousness
for his name's sake.

Even though I walk
through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil,
for you are with me;
your rod and your staff,
they comfort me.

You prepare a table before me
in the presence of my enemies.
You anoint my head with oil;
my cup overflows.

Surely goodness and love will follow me
all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the house of the LORD
forever.

Ms. Bingham is witty, but I like the original better.

Blessings!!!

- TRO

[Justice Hog]

How about this version?

Joe Gibbs is my shepherd, through him I watch
He makes me love my Redskins
He leads me to training camp and each home game.

He renews my spirit
He guides the team in the path of playoff and Super Bowl contender
He is a hall of famer.

As I walk through the valley of the Blue, Red, Green, Orange and Purple tailgating lots
I will fear no evil
for I am a Redskins fan
And this fact comforts me.

You prepare a game plan before me
to defeat all of our enemies
You anoint my hand with beer and my coolie overflows.

Surely, excitement and happiness will follow me
all the days of my life
as I dwell in the house that is FED EX FIELD
forver.

[Hoss]

amen