CINCINNATI (AP) -- The Cincinnati Bengals are giving fans a way to deal with belligerent jerks who spoil the game for everybody else.
Starting with Sunday's preseason opener with the Washington Redskins, obnoxious behavior in the stands could prompt a cell phone call to the jerk patrol.
A call to 381-JERK will alert security to check out the complaint on camera, then in person if action is warranted.
Fans using too much foul language will get a warning. Those who continue could be ejected and have their season tickets and personal seat licenses taken away. More serious offenses could lead to arrest.
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I actually support this a bit. I attended enough Skins games last season (THANKS TO MY NEW MOM TERRI!, move over Jake

#1 Some of you get pissed off about the wave. You say "pay attention to the game, instead of getting out of your seat like an idiot...". Thats fine, I understand your point. But the same must be said for....
those that come to Redskin games just to get drunk. If you're plastered before the game starts you no better than those who come to game just to read a newspaper. Im tired of having beer spilled on me and people stumbling over me down the steps because they are drunk out of their minds.
#2 I want to take my godson to a game as soon as he can comprehend/appreciate whats happening. Im already battling with my retarded bestfriend about cursing around him and I dont feel like exposing him to that type of language. Im not talking about a quick tirade, hey it happens. Im talking about excessive, loud cursing that would make Boss cringe.

#3 Opposing fans. If this catches on, we'll own Eagles stadium.
