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You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a deep valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?














































Answer: Get off the kids Merry-Go-Round…. You’re drunk
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Drinking while working again, JH?
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Hiccup, Who me!?
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American justice really is in safe hands, isn't it? :)
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You've heard about American blind justice, haven't you? You just didn't know what made him blind. :lol:
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Just keep driving straight. You'll eventually pass the obstacles on the side and be able to change lanes. When the pig gets tire the copter will chop him up.
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Mmmmm. Pork chops. Grgrlglgrl
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Let me guess.... you just took this case?
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More like he just drank a case. -drinking
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Hah, you guys crack me up.

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Where's that Jameson?!?!!
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DESkins wrote:Drinking while working again, JH?


yeah how bout it JH.

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