Top 16 Country Songs

Kentucky Fried Hog · Post by **Kentucky Fried Hog** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:23 am

16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed my Ass All Day
15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
And the #1 song:
1 . I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few.

skinsRin · Post by **skinsRin** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:48 pm

Kentucky Fried Hog wrote:16. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed my Ass All Day
15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
And the #1 song:
1 . I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few.

my opinion on country music

Punu · Post by **Punu** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:53 pm

hey hey hey now... there are some good country songs out there. Gary Allen has some good ones... Allen Jackson, Jimmy Buffet, Keith Urban to name a few.

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 3:22 pm

Waylan Jennings, Willie Nelson ... good stuff, you want good country you need to get classic country

skinsRin · Post by **skinsRin** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:19 pm

You guys have good taste in Sports teams but not music. :wink:

Sir_Monk · Post by **Sir_Monk** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:33 pm

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

I have been so bored at work today; I have been trying to figure out lyrics for that one.

Punu · Post by **Punu** » Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:29 pm

You guys have good taste in Sports teams but not music.

hey hey hey now... I listen to everything from Punjabi to Hip Hop to Oldies to Country to R&B to Rock to eeeeeeeverything... i think somethings wrong with me cuz i'm the only one I know that has a CD with all these types of music on it.

Skinsfan55 · Post by **Skinsfan55** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:12 am

People who mindlessly bash country music annoy me.

It's the broadest genre of music IMO. Saying you hate country music is like saying you hate bread. Which kind of bread? Wheat? White? Sourdough? Rye?

I also have my doubts about anyone's ability to appreciate ANY song musically or lyrically if they are so closed minded they hate an entire genre of music.

IMO Kieth Urban, Kenny Chesney and others suck because they sing pop music about Tennessee, in a southern accent and call it country. (Especially Kieth Urban who is from freaking Austrailia.)

I like the classics, or the occasional new artist with the right sound who comes along.

Classic rock is my first love though, but I can listen to some rap, 80's, etc. etc. I try to keep an open mind about music.

Irn-Bru · Post by **Irn-Bru** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 8:20 am

Great list, KFH. :lol:

TincoSkin · Post by **TincoSkin** » Fri Apr 07, 2006 2:33 pm

country music makes me wanna jump out my window.. the worst is pop-country like garth brooks and shania twain all that crap.

i dig bluegrass and old school country a la willie nelson and cash, that music has value,

listening to pop-country and calling it country is like listening to jay z and thinking your listening to public enemy snoop or dre or listening to the white stripes and calling it rock and roll.

Catzi Mars · Post by **Catzi Mars** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:00 am

Amen and Hallelujah, friend!

And by the way, Toby Keith sucks and blows at the same time.

What is Toby Keith, basically, but a lowlife bully and a pathetic excuse for an entertainer, who entertains with a constipated baritone grunt, combined with kindergarten-level musical skills.

Considering Toby's erection for America, maybe he and his gung-ho, blindly patriotic buddies should boycott true country music. They don't belong to it.

From what I know, traditional country music comes from humble roots. It is the music of the poor, the downtrodden, the disposessed, even, dare I say, the disenfranchised.

And there have been some great country music artisis who hae come from this lean and noble origin - such as Uncle Dave Macon, the Singing Brakeman Jimmie Rogers, even the Man In Black, and we know who he is.

These guys made music that would have that Professional Cheesecake Fascist Mann Coulter, as Buddy Blue would call her, crying for their having a Zyklon-B shower if their music were recorded in modern times.

I say, let's sign Toby Keith to fight Natalie Maines in a cage at the Phone Booth. We could put it on PPV, and make a ton of money for whatever cause you want.

Tell me what'cha think of it, friends.

Redskin in Canada · Post by **Redskin in Canada** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:05 am

Any Country Music is great as long as Ms. S. Twain sings it. :idea:

I love her.

hailskins666 · Post by **hailskins666** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:11 am

country music?

...i just threw up in my mouth. :puke:

but, that top 16 list looks pretty accurate.

country music makes jesus cry.

JansenFan · Post by **JansenFan** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 9:20 am

Punu wrote:
You guys have good taste in Sports teams but not music.

hey hey hey now... I listen to everything from Punjabi to Hip Hop to Oldies to Country to R&B to Rock to eeeeeeeverything... i think somethings wrong with me cuz i'm the only one I know that has a CD with all these types of music on it.

Now you know another. ;-)

I have a CD with Alan Jackson, B-52's, BoyzIIMen, The Invisibles, The Clash, Nine Inch Nails, Johnny Cash, Will Smith and others. The good thing about copying your cd's to MP3, is that you can then pick and choose to make your own mix. ;-)

redskins12287 · Post by **redskins12287** » Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:29 am

Fios wrote:Waylan Jennings, Willie Nelson ... good stuff, you want good country you need to get classic country

I believe you mean Waylon.

How about that song "Big John" or "Big Bad John," whatever it is, I like that one.

Catzi Mars · Post by **Catzi Mars** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:01 pm

Tell me, Redskin in Canada, since you've mentioned Shania Twain, how do you feel about Canada's underground country music treasure, Stompin' Tom Connors?

See you at Jack Kent Cooke Stadium.

frankcal20 · Post by **frankcal20** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:51 pm

I like Alabama (Dixieland Delight)

Redskin in Canada · Post by **Redskin in Canada** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 5:58 pm

Catzi Mars wrote:Tell me, Redskin in Canada, since you've mentioned Shania Twain, how do you feel about Canada's underground country music treasure, Stompin' Tom Connors?

Not as hot! Thank you very much! ROTFALMAO

Actually, my region in Canada is a mix of blue grass, folk and celtic music. When we want to hear good music, we visit each others kitchens. (it is a ttradition here, do not laugh).

welch · Post by **welch** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:50 pm

Actually, my region in Canada is a mix of blue grass, folk and celtic music. When we want to hear good music, we visit each others kitchens. (it is a tradition here, do not laugh).

No laughing. I'm impressed.

welch · Post by **welch** » Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:53 pm

But I do want to know how many of these songs are real. I spotted one known-real song. The rest are great titles, and express the sentiments of a lot of C&W songs, but before I go to the trouble of Googling them all, 'fess up: how many really were recorded by someone?

Kentucky Fried Hog · Post by **Kentucky Fried Hog** » Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:05 pm

When I originally posted the Top 16 list, I assumed that they were all made up for amusement purposes (I don't listen to much Country music). I never thought this thread would turn into a "Country sucks" vs. "Country is great" debate. I just thought the list was humorous.

Redskin in Canada · Post by **Redskin in Canada** » Sun Apr 23, 2006 1:50 am

Does Stan Rogers(RIP) qualify as a country singer or as a folk singer? He was the best singer to come out of Ontario in quite a long time.

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