Virtual Tour of a Redskins Fan's Law Office

Justice Hog · Post by **Justice Hog** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:40 pm

Okay, so I'm now a criminal defense attorney with my own law office. You know what that means? I get to decorate it any way I damn well please!

Now, a virtual tour of my law office:

You drive by, look up, and see this:

You park your car. Walk up in the hallway, and see this:

You walk inside, and have a seat on one of these:

All the while, looking at the receptionist (that I don't have yet) that will be sitting here (some day):

After waiting forever, I finally come and get you and start walking you down the hallway.....

To my office:

A closer look....helmet autographed by John Riggins:

So, you want to talk in my conference room? Let's look here:

Now, look on the other three walls of the conference room, and you'll see:

We now need to walk down toward the file room. At the end of the hall, you see this:

You then look left, past the files, and see this:

So now you've seen my office. Thanks for stopping by . . . and I hope I am able to secure an acquittal for you in Court!!

Cya later!

halter91 · Post by **halter91** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:51 pm

nice, Hopefully I won't have to come visit you.

air_hog · Post by **air_hog** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:34 pm

SWEET FATHEAD!

I have the same one

Nice office as well, very slick.

skinsfan1 · Post by **skinsfan1** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:41 pm

That office rocks! Good luck JH!

skinsRin · Post by **skinsRin** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:19 pm

Yeah nice office, you should put the Portis fathead in the hallway so when you walk down it it looks like he's gonna run you over, it might scare your clients though. Btw, is Portis the only Redskin fathead? is there Lavar or Moss?

Hogfather · Post by **Hogfather** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:08 pm

Very nice JH!! I love the placement of the Fatheads:)
All the best!
Cheers

Redskin in Canada · Post by **Redskin in Canada** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:09 pm

Congratulations!

I hope you are successful.

Irn-Bru · Post by **Irn-Bru** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:54 pm

JH, it looks like you're all set, at least as far as decorations go. . . :-"

But seriously, congradulations on settling in, etc. I hope that the practice goes well for you.

Justice Hog · Post by **Justice Hog** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:16 am

skinsRin wrote:Btw, is Portis the only Redskin fathead? is there Lavar or Moss?

So far I think the only Redskins fatheads are Portis and the helmet.

The Cowboys have a lot of old school fatheads: Aikman, Smith, etc.

I'm dying for a Riggins fathead!!!! I already contacted Fathead.com and suggested/requested it.

skinsRin · Post by **skinsRin** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:20 am

Justice Hog wrote:
skinsRin wrote:Btw, is Portis the only Redskin fathead? is there Lavar or Moss?

So far I think the only Redskins fatheads are Portis and the helmet.

The Cowboys have a lot of old school fatheads: Aikman, Smith, etc.

I'm dying for a Riggins fathead!!!! I already contacted Fathead.com and suggested/requested it.

Thanks, I wish they would make one of all the HOGS standing next to each other, it would be huge but it would cover the whole wall, like a mural. Anyways, nice office and good luck with your practice. You should contact the Skins and counsel their players when needed. Because it seems like more and more of their players are getting into legal problems.

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:03 pm

Thanks for the tour. Best wishes for a profitable business.

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:11 pm

I wish I had an office to give a tour of, instead I have a cubicle

cvillehog · Post by **cvillehog** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:03 pm

Fios wrote:I wish I had an office to give a tour of, instead I have a cubicle

Same here. I don't need a camera to give you a picture of it, just imagine a sea of grey.

DEHog · Post by **DEHog** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:38 pm

Are you concerned thta most of your clients will be Eagles Fans :?:

gus · Post by **gus** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:55 pm

Great office, congratulations and good luck in your private practice.

Gus

Hogfather · Post by **Hogfather** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:19 pm

skinsRin wrote:Yeah nice office, you should put the Portis fathead in the hallway so when you walk down it it looks like he's gonna run you over, it might scare your clients though. Btw, is Portis the only Redskin fathead? is there Lavar or Moss?

When they first came out with the T.V. ads, I fired up the website and they had Portis, Lavar & the helmet. Now it appears that they only have Portis & the helmet. They do say that there are limited amounts, so maybe Lavar ran out.

The Hogster · Post by **The Hogster** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:44 pm

You should be representing Sean Taylor. Perfect fit.

Justice Hog · Post by **Justice Hog** » Fri Feb 10, 2006 11:44 pm

DEHog wrote:Are you concerned thta most of your clients will be Eagles Fans

I'd rather be poor then represent Eagles fans.

Then again, they're all knuckleheads and will likely need representation. If they can deal with a Redskins fan lawyer, I can deal with Eagles fans clients!

floridaskinsfan · Post by **floridaskinsfan** » Wed Feb 15, 2006 8:42 am

Congrats JH and good luck. Nice office. It is good to let people know where your heart is!

tcwest10 · Post by **tcwest10** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 1:31 am

Wow. If you don't mind my asking, what'd all that set you back ? That's a lucky receptionist-to-be !

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:11 am

I love football and everything but the moment you start judging prospective clients because of their affinities for sports teams, is the moment you might want to think about closing the shop... hopefully a little time in the public sector will teach you that.

All money is green... doesn't matter who's handing it to you. While you obviously shouldn't have to compromise your own principles... stereotyping your clients will be even more detrimental in the long run.

My 2 cents

NikiH · Post by **NikiH** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 10:25 am

Yeah I learned that not all fans from other teams fit into whatever sterotypical mold is represented by their bad apples. Jackson's football coach was a Cowboys fan and he is one the nicest guys I've ever met. He is also one of the most knowledgable about football. He was great with the kids as well.

If you go into any endevour with your prejudice blarring you're likely to get one of two things. The first thing you could get is a big surprise when someone takes the time to prove you wrong. The alternative is that you could find someone who is offended by your closed mindedness and they will not be afraid to teach you a lesson in another manner.

All Eagles fans are not bad. We sat next to a pretty nice guy at the Eagles game last year. He's a friend of Scott's dad and he was very calm and laid back.

Just a suggestion but perhaps doing away with ANY prejudice you have will benefit you in the long run. Legal matters are pretty serious matters to most and I cannot imagine they'd like their choice of sports team brought up while they're undergoing such lofty matters.

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:32 am

So, how's the shop going, JH?

halter91 · Post by **halter91** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:44 pm

sweet office. I hope they get more fatheads of some older Skins, Riggo, Monk, DG, Joey T.

Justice Hog · Post by **Justice Hog** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:27 pm

halter91 wrote:sweet office. I hope they get more fatheads of some older Skins, Riggo, Monk, DG, Joey T.

I've sent them at least 2 e-mail request for a Riggins fathead!