Why Kearse will be a Redskin tomorrow

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Drew Rosenhaus

Sure the Skins did not have to give Portis a contract, and they sure did not have to beat the Broncos by completing a deal by Monday morning....but they did have to sway Drew Rosenhaus.

By being proactive and "making Portis a happy young lad" Dan Snyder has now added Drew Rosenhaus to the Agent Trophy Room.

Yes, that small room next to Snyder's office where agents are displayed as a wax museum/taxidermy type trophy that reminds Snyder that he has these guys wrapped around his finger.

Monday Afternoon:

Rosenhaus: Javon, did you see what I just did for Clinton? Man, am I the shizz or what?

Javon: Yo, you better hook me up

Rosenhaus: Man, it is already taken care of. Snyder and I spent most of the time talking about you. Clinton's contract was done on the first day and Vinny leaked that we were having problems so we could all spend the weekend talking about you, my man.

Javon: Really? What's poppin?

Rosenhaus: Let's just say we got your contract on the table, at Morton's Steakhouse, and my Monte Blanc is ready to scribble your name on some paper. Meet me at the airport at 11:30 Tuesday night.

Javon: Aigght man, I am feeling this!

Rosenhaus: No doubt, no doubt.


The Portis deal opened the doors to the Kearse deal.

[BryenJ1982]

hahaha...

[Dapo]

Drew Rosenhaus

Sure the Skins did not have to give Portis a contract, and they sure did not have to beat the Broncos by completing a deal by Monday morning....but they did have to sway Drew Rosenhaus.

By being proactive and "making Portis a happy young lad" Dan Snyder has now added Drew Rosenhaus to the Agent Trophy Room.

Yes, that small room next to Snyder's office where agents are displayed as a wax museum/taxidermy type trophy that reminds Snyder that he has these guys wrapped around his finger.

Monday Afternoon:

Rosenhaus: Javon, did you see what I just did for Clinton? Man, am I the shizz or what?

Javon: Yo, you better hook me up

Rosenhaus: Man, it is already taken care of. Snyder and I spent most of the time talking about you. Clinton's contract was done on the first day and Vinny leaked that we were having problems so we could all spend the weekend talking about you, my man.

Javon: Really? What's poppin?

Rosenhaus: Let's just say we got your contract on the table, at Morton's Steakhouse, and my Monte Blanc is ready to scribble your name on some paper. Meet me at the airport at 11:30 Tuesday night.

Javon: Aigght man, I am feeling this!

Rosenhaus: No doubt, no doubt.


The Portis deal opened the doors to the Kearse deal.

We are not giving him 19 million

[tcwest10]

You left out the part where he trips on the step to RS-1, breaks some minor yet irritating bone in his foot. Brunell takes him to the hospital, where X-Rays reveal that we'd be better off signing Robaire Smith.