The Twelve Drives of Bledsoe

skinsfano28 · Post by **skinsfano28** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:16 pm

I present to you . . . .

The Twelve Drives of Bledsoe... (..you know the tune)

On the first play from Bledsoe, my defense gave to
me... a pick that became a TD!

On the second drive from Bledsoe, my defense gave to
me... three false starts, two big sacks and a missed
field goal for big D!

On the third drive from Bledsoe, my defense gave to
me...
three tiny runs, two for no gain, and a weak little
punt from big D!

On the fourth drive from Bledsoe, my defense gave to
me... four pass attempts, three penalties, two dropped
balls, and another little
punt from big D!

On the fifth drive from Bledsoe, my defense gave to
me...A Yellow Holding Flag! two incompletes and a 24
yard punt from big D!

On the sixth drive from Bledsoe, my defense gave to
me...a pick with a de-clined penalty

And then, halftime.

On the seventh drive from Bledsoe my defense gave to
me... seventeen sack yards and a fumble that became a
TD!

On the eighth drive from Bledsoe my defense gave to
me... eight more sack yards and a weak little punt
from big D!

On the ninth drive from Bledsoe my defense gave to
me... Daniels third sack and a fifteen yard punt from
big D!

On the tenth drive from Bledsoe my defense took a
nap...

On the eleventh drive from Bledsoe my defense gave to
me... Daniels fourth sack and another three and out
for big D!

On the twelfth drive from Bledsoe my defense gave to
me... three incompletes, two time outs, one
intentional grounding,
and a pick that let the Redskins take a knee!

Justice Hog · Post by **Justice Hog** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:47 pm

Priceless.

skins#1fan · Post by **skins#1fan** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:44 pm

great post...that is truly priceless

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:48 pm

hatsOFF2gibbs · Post by **hatsOFF2gibbs** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:00 pm

I actually sang the song while reading your post! Great job, enjoyed it!

Redskins Rule · Post by **Redskins Rule** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:08 pm

Freakin AWESOME!!!!!

redskins-28 · Post by **redskins-28** » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:27 pm

That is hilarious, I just emailed it to all my buddies.... simply great.

ROTFALMAO

frankcal20 · Post by **frankcal20** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 1:28 am

Yep...I sang it proudly.

die cowboys die · Post by **die cowboys die** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:10 am

you, sir, are a genius.

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:38 am

If that's a skinsfano28 original, big ups to you!!! "The Redeemed One" salutes you.

DESkins · Post by **DESkins** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:54 am

That one's going to a couple of Dallas homers that I have to work with!

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:57 am

Nicely done

hkHog · Post by **hkHog** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:45 am

Great job! It's funny because it's true!

Skins4ever · Post by **Skins4ever** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:48 am

That was awsome. LMAO. Its now my new favorite carol.

HTTR

wbbradb · Post by **wbbradb** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:34 pm

Seriously, did you come up with that yourself? Awesome job! Someone with musical skills needs to sing it and post the audio. Maybe add video with highlights from the game...
=D>

hkHog · Post by **hkHog** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:45 pm

wbbradb wrote:Seriously, did you come up with that yourself? Awesome job! Someone with musical skills needs to sing it and post the audio. Maybe add video with highlights from the game...

How about a flash cartoon on the front page!!!

skinsfano28 · Post by **skinsfano28** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 5:10 pm

haha sorry to disappoint, but i didnt come up with taht myself...a friend of mine sent it to me while i was away on AIM and i havent gotten a chance to ask him who it was who made it up...it would be a pretty sweet cartoon!

dcsportsfan5 · Post by **dcsportsfan5** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:24 pm

Bledsoe probably won't play to many games after this.......Fox after the game was saying the cowboys need to start looking for another QB.

skinsfano28 · Post by **skinsfano28** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:43 pm

well...i didnt know gambit, but he says drew henson is the future...so lets see if mr. yankee can deliver the goods just like bledsoe!

screwgun · Post by **screwgun** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:15 am

BRILLANT !! A memory forever