5 things you would take to a desert island?

Punu · Post by **Punu** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 7:53 pm

I'm filling our this employee personal info sheet for fun...(ie: I can say what I want and not get in trouble)

I have thought of 3 things so far....

5 Things you would take to a desert island...
1)Satilite
2)TV
3)Direct TV's NFL Ticket
4)
5)

Also 2 people:

1)Porn Star
2)

Also, an not so interesting one, but There's what you wanted to be when you grew up...

A: Marine Fighter Pilot

Favorite Color: Burgandy and Gold
Favorite Desert: Crack
Fav Candy?

Just thought if anyone wanted to give some unique answers that it would be funny.

air_hog · Post by **air_hog** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:50 pm

But if you get the job, are you going to take it??? :lol:

Punu · Post by **Punu** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:56 pm

ha... already have the job... it's purely for fun

Redskin in Canada · Post by **Redskin in Canada** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:07 pm

Punu wrote:Favorite Desert: Crack

Start looking at the classified ads in the paper for your -NEXT- job. :roll:

Punu · Post by **Punu** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 9:33 pm

Start looking at the classified ads in the paper for your -NEXT- job.

jeez man, it's for fun! my boss is my best friend... were jok'n around!
I have plenty of money so even If I got fired i'd sit on my butt for a year anyway...hahaha

Redskin in Canada · Post by **Redskin in Canada** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:02 pm

In that case:

Punu wrote:4) Food to re-gain some energy
5) Shelter nothing like a little comfort

Also 2 people:

1)Porn Star
2) her sister

Also, an not so interesting one, but There's what you wanted to be when you grew up...

A: Marine Fighter Pilot

Favorite Color: Burgandy and Gold
Favorite Desert: Sahara (you did not get it the first time around, did you?)
Fav Candy? Chocolate (girls love it)

Just thought if anyone wanted to give some unique answers that it would be funny.

Hoss · Post by **Hoss** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:03 pm

I'll play.

4. How about a million gallon container of your favorite libation
5. a loyal and ferocious dog

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:03 pm

Punu wrote:
Start looking at the classified ads in the paper for your -NEXT- job.

jeez man, it's for fun! my boss is my best friend... were jok'n around!
I have plenty of money so even If I got fired i'd sit on my butt for a year anyway...hahaha

Ir'll be a short year if you don't switch to Ice cream :lol:

Also what are you going to power your satilite and TV with or is this desert island fully powered and comes with electrical outlets.
If you get NFL ticket when you purchace the satilite it'll only count as one item.

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:28 pm

5 Things you would take to a desert island...
1) Meagan Good
2) Unlimited supply of mentos
3) Boat (to leave the island and get more stuff)
4) Entertainment center
5) Cellphone (for arranging air drops)

what you wanted to be when you grew up - Airforce pilot

Favorite Color: Red
Favorite Desert: That apple crips thingy at tuesdays
Fav Candy: mentos

Redskin in Canada · Post by **Redskin in Canada** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:34 pm

Enough!

A Desert is:

1. A barren or desolate area, especially:
a. A dry, often sandy region of little rainfall, extreme temperatures, and sparse vegetation.
b. A region of permanent cold that is largely or entirely devoid of life.
c. An apparently lifeless area of water.
2. An empty or forsaken place; a wasteland: a cultural desert.
3. Archaic A wild, uncultivated, and uninhabited region.

And

A Dessert is:

1. A usually sweet course or dish, as of fruit, ice cream, or pastry, served at the end of a meal.
2. Chiefly British Fresh fruit, nuts, or sweetmeats served after the sweet course of a dinner.

Punu · Post by **Punu** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:21 pm

Also what are you going to power your satilite and TV with or is this desert island fully powered and comes with electrical outlets.
If you get NFL ticket when you purchace the satilite it'll only count as one item.

haha, I dont know...that's why I'm now taking the professor as my second person.

Punu · Post by **Punu** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 1:29 am

oh and CLL, thanx for answering! finally someone did...

thaiphoon · Post by **thaiphoon** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:01 am

1.) The Pope

2.) The President of the United States

3.) Food

4.) Water

5.) Hot, naked, sex-starved asian women

#'s 3-5 are obvious... but why the first two ??

Because just in case I don't get #'s 3-5 I want to be rescued ... and you KNOW that if you get stranded on a desert isle with the Pope and the Prez that they would never stop looking for you until you were found.

Punu · Post by **Punu** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:32 am

5.) Hot, naked, sex-starved asian women

You are officially................... Awsome.

thaiphoon · Post by **thaiphoon** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:03 pm

You are officially................... Awsome.

Aww shucks ... :oops:

IONTOP · Post by **IONTOP** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:11 pm

5 Things you would take to a desert island...
1)FedEx Field (So I can watch the Redskins)
2)Cowboys Stadium (So noone has to bear watching the cowpukes in that god-aweful stadium)
3)Pallete of Dr. Pepper (Or beer if it is legal on this desert island)
4)Dune Buggy
5)Complete Authentic Redskin Jersey Set

Also 2 people:

1)Dane Cook
2)Jerry Jones (In case me and Dane run out of food)

There's what you wanted to be when you grew up - Game show host
Favorite Color: Burgandy and Gold
Favorite Desert: Sahara
Fav Candy: Honey Roasted Peanuts

UK Skins Fan · Post by **UK Skins Fan** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 3:56 pm

1) Whitney Houston
2) Mariah Carey
3) A token Frenchman
4) The only map in existence showing the location of the island in question
5) A fully fueled speedboat, so I could get the hell away from there.

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 6:40 pm

UK Skins Fan wrote:1) Whitney Houston
2) Mariah Carey
3) A token Frenchman
4) The only map in existence showing the location of the island in question
5) A fully fueled speedboat, so I could get the hell away from there.

Pre or post Bobby?

UK Skins Fan · Post by **UK Skins Fan** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 7:18 am

Pre or post Bobby?

Oh, she annoyed the hell out of me way before Bobby!

Anyway, where is she now? Is she an entertainer on a cruise ship somewhere? Probably a novelty act - maybe juggles rocks while drinking a glass of water and singing "Iiiiieeeeii will alwaaaaaays love youuuuuuuuuuuu...."

The Hogster · Post by **The Hogster** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:33 pm

5) Direct TV
4) Lifetime supply of buffalow wings
3) Lifetime supply of Beer
2) Beyonce
1) 15 big bootied Brazillian women w/out diseases.

redskingush · Post by **redskingush** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 10:26 am

1. Any 60" HDTV TV
2. 20 " Bell Expressvu Satellite System
3. Sony PS2 with all my games
4. Computer wit Internet
5. Jennifer Love Hewitt, if she will come?

redskingush · Post by **redskingush** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 10:38 am

redskingush wrote:1. Any 60" HDTV TV
2. 20 " Bell Expressvu Satellite System
3. Sony PS2 with all my games
4. Computer wit Internet
5. Jennifer Love Hewitt, if she will come?

I would like to change Computer with Nikki Cox

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