"Nah, I trust the laws of nature to stay constant. I don't pray that the sun will rise tomorrow, and I don't need to pray that someone will beat the Cowboys in the playoffs." - Irn-Bru
Why on earth does she need to go to a hospital??? Surely after 16 kids, you can do this with your eyes closed and one hand tied behind your back! Heck -- she can probably teach the "birthing" lesson to the new doctors!
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
"Nah, I trust the laws of nature to stay constant. I don't pray that the sun will rise tomorrow, and I don't need to pray that someone will beat the Cowboys in the playoffs." - Irn-Bru
This actually disgusts me, not because of the number but late on weekend night we were channell surfing and saw a special on this family. This woman basicaly slaves the older kids to take care of the younger ones. If you cannot care for all your kids that's a sign that you had way too many in the first damn place. This family is also extremely relgious. Again another problem I have. How can they believe that God wanted them to create their own basketball league??? Un-freaking-believable! And yes that is a word.
Whenever I start to get blue, I just breathe!
My favortie line from the Simpsons:
Flanders: "Looks like someone is having a pre-rapture party!"
Homer: "No Flanders, it's a meeting of gay witches for abortion , you wouldn't be interested!"