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Musical breast implants

Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.


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I like how this is the addition at the end, instead of the focus:

The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.
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The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.


This gives a whole different dimension - can anyone volunteer to be a senor and exactly where would the "position" be?


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Now I've read it all. :shock:

No need for stereos when making love anymore, folks. Just press the 4Play button. (Merging iPod and musical boob threads... :lol: )
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Jake wrote:Now I've read it all. :shock:

No need for stereos when making love anymore, folks. Just press the 4Play button. (Merging iPod and musical boob threads... :lol: )

That depends on where they put the buttons :wink:
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1niksder wrote:
Jake wrote:Now I've read it all. :shock:

No need for stereos when making love anymore, folks. Just press the 4Play button. (Merging iPod and musical boob threads... :lol: )

That depends on where they put the buttons :wink:


Lol, you could mistakenly turn the thing off and on.
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Chris Luva Luva wrote:
1niksder wrote:
Jake wrote:Now I've read it all. :shock:

No need for stereos when making love anymore, folks. Just press the 4Play button. (Merging iPod and musical boob threads... :lol: )

That depends on where they put the buttons :wink:


Lol, you could mistakenly turn the thing off and on.


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You could walk up to a pretty girl and say, "Mind if I turn it up?", and cop a cheap feel. :lol:
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