I can remember when you were in pre-school telling me the speed limit signs (30) were Brian Mitchell's number and when you had grown ups following you around at training camp because you could recognize the players without their uniforms (and they couldn't). And after I picked you up from pre-school we always went to the video store to rent wrestling movies.....oh....I could go on and on....but I have to get to work.
Oh...and one more thing....the touchdown dance you used to do at Parkwood for your teachers Miss Niki and Miss Patty!!
Have a great day!Hope this is your best birthday ever
I love you.
Mom
Hip Hip Hooray!!!
H.T.T.R.
Terri
Joe Gibbs: Terri has a very good eye for talent.
Wow Jake Finally! Happy Birthday! You can now do a few things you may not want to anyway. You can buy cigerettes, but BLEECCH. You can vote, which involves mucho research. You can get married without parental consent, but again not a good idea. lol Welcome to adulthood, lots of stuff you thought you wanted but will later change your mind!
Whenever I start to get blue, I just breathe!
My favortie line from the Simpsons:
Flanders: "Looks like someone is having a pre-rapture party!"
Homer: "No Flanders, it's a meeting of gay witches for abortion , you wouldn't be interested!"
Happy Birthday Jake. I fully expect to see that touchdown dance at the tailgate this weekend.
RIP 21
"Nah, I trust the laws of nature to stay constant. I don't pray that the sun will rise tomorrow, and I don't need to pray that someone will beat the Cowboys in the playoffs." - Irn-Bru
Happy Birthday. If my girls were around, I'd have them sing the birthday song to you, which when they sing it comes out something like "Happy Day... to YOU!"
"Nah, I trust the laws of nature to stay constant. I don't pray that the sun will rise tomorrow, and I don't need to pray that someone will beat the Cowboys in the playoffs." - Irn-Bru
lol, yeah, no more 16 year old girls, you gotta move up, start dating the olda girls!
Happy Birthday!!
My school had a booklet they gave you when you turned 18, haha. It was called like "So You're 18" or some crap like that.
And it explained all the laws that changed for you because you're an "adult" now. I'd look for that if I were you, it was high comedy.
"Guess [Ryan Kerrigan] really does have a good motor. And is relentless. And never quits on a play. And just keeps coming. And probably eats Wheaties and drinks Apple Pie smoothies and shaves with Valvoline." -Dan Steinberg DC Sports Bog
Echo the sentiments on all that you do here. Thanks!
Don't forget to register for the draft!
We have the Selective Services Form on the refrigerator waiting to be sent in but it's really a hard thing for a mom to do, so I've been kinda procrastinating. There is however jail time and a $250,000 fine involved if you happen to NOT send it in.
He hasn't even seen it yet, he never reads the refrigerator when he opens it to get food !!
Hip Hip Hooray!!!
H.T.T.R.
Terri
Joe Gibbs: Terri has a very good eye for talent.
Just think "Billy 'White Shoes' Johnson"..... or Dude Love with his hands in the air. 
