Caption Time!

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 11:06 am

TCWest discussed this with me and we both agreed it would be a fun idea to give captions to the pic this time.

I posted this pic in jest in this thread:
http://www.the-hogs.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2360

"Trainer, wheres my cell phone so I can call Spurrier and tell him how stupid he is?!!!!!"

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 12:12 pm

No... look at Patrick's hand... he's saying,

"5 guys to block 8 blitzers... and people call this Spurrier guy a genius? I'm getting killed out here."

skinsfaninroanoke · Post by **skinsfaninroanoke** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 12:15 pm

Why am I in trouble because I ran the play like he said to?

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 12:18 pm

"They're paying this guy 5 million bucks a year to teach a team to get me killed?"

skinsfaninroanoke · Post by **skinsfaninroanoke** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 12:19 pm

Just get me five seconds to throw the daggone ball

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 12:26 pm

"No I'm alright Hue, I can only see 5 of you."

skinsfaninroanoke · Post by **skinsfaninroanoke** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 12:27 pm

Did you read that 5th Quarter on TheHogs.Net last week? Why doesn't Spurrier listen?

ANT7088 · Post by **ANT7088** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 12:43 pm

"Sack #5 made my right knee-cap move, but look I can still stand on it"

BringThePain! · Post by **BringThePain!** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 12:46 pm

"I've taken so many hits my head swelled...Can somebody help me get my helmet back on!?!?!"

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 1:04 pm

BringThePain! wrote:"I've taken so many hits my head swelled...Can somebody help me get my helmet back on!?!?!"

very original... see now, you've just inspired a whole new set of captions:

"Can somebody help me get this defensive end's shoe out of my helmet?"

"Guys... look at the size of my head... do you think I could get a block out here?"

skinsfaninroanoke · Post by **skinsfaninroanoke** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 1:06 pm

Where in the world is that pizza - it's not like this place is hard to find!

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 1:16 pm

skinsfaninroanoke wrote:Where in the world is that pizza - it's not like this place is hard to find!

"Man, I don't have enough money! We haven't scored a touchdown all day so we can't have that free topping of anchovies I wanted and that free liter of Coke from Papa Johns! Crap! I guess we'll have to stick with Ledo's then :!:

"

tcwest10 · Post by **tcwest10** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 1:19 pm

"Max ? Who the heck is 'Max' ? How 'bout some "Pat Protect ?"

BringThePain! · Post by **BringThePain!** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 1:19 pm

"Where's Joe Gibbs when you need him?!?!?"

Two months later....

"D'OH!!!!" ](*,)

bigredskinfan63 · Post by **bigredskinfan63** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 1:31 pm

"coach spurrier,we need to use your playbook for something useful.how about as toilet paper at redskin park?"

skinsfaninroanoke · Post by **skinsfaninroanoke** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 1:45 pm

The pizza guy is here... anyone seen my wallet?

or

Is pepperoni and sausage good for all of you? I'll buy if you can just block someone out there!

hailskins666 · Post by **hailskins666** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 1:45 pm

"damnit, would you look at these grass stains, ginny is going to raise hell on laundry day again"

"would you please get these cords out from under my feet? don't i spend enogh time on my @$$ on the feild? now i gotta worry about going down on the sidelines too? whats a guy got to do to get a little help around here?"

bigredskinfan63 · Post by **bigredskinfan63** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 1:49 pm

(TOBC)"i just can't wait till this season's over so i can take the money and run."

BringThePain! · Post by **BringThePain!** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 1:50 pm

"would you please get these cords out from under my feet? don't i spend enogh time on my @$$ on the feild? now i gotta worry about going down on the sidelines too? whats a guy got to do to get a little help around here?"

hehehe!!!

skinsfaninroanoke · Post by **skinsfaninroanoke** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 1:52 pm

What do you mean "did I pee myself on that last play?" Whatever gave you that idea?

doeslammer · Post by **doeslammer** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 1:58 pm

"Dude where's my car, can somebody get it for me so I can get the heck out of here alive"

tcwest10 · Post by **tcwest10** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 2:07 pm

What do you mean there's no fifth down ?

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 2:08 pm

"Coach says you would have been open in college."

tcwest10 · Post by **tcwest10** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 2:11 pm

"Huddle up ! Huddle Up ! Coach drew up the play on my palm !"

skinsfaninroanoke · Post by **skinsfaninroanoke** » Sun Feb 22, 2004 4:18 pm

I gotta go take a number 5 - I'll be back by training camp...