If Jon Jansen gets called for holding...

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If Jon Jansen gets called for holding against the cowboys, despite the fact that he presently has no opposable thumbs...

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I will throw my TV out the window (home viewers)
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26%
I will storm the field and assassinate the refs (game attendees)
0
No votes
I will fabricate some impossibly assinine argument as to how this was a good call, and call us "whiners" for complaining about it (cowboys fans)
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No votes
My head will simply explode
26
74%
 
Total votes: 35

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If Jon Jansen gets called for holding...

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Let's hope the refs aren't bold enough to prove the league-wide anti-redskins conspiracy by calling a penalty that is physically impossible!
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amen dcd, if they call holding on a guy who basically doesnt have hands, i think we should all be drafting letters to the league to look into the bias against the redskins. its only right.
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skinsfano28 wrote:amen dcd, if they call holding on a guy who basically doesnt have hands, i think we should all be drafting letters to the league to look into the bias against the redskins. its only right.


I agree, Evidence of the bias against the Redskins and the love of the Cowboys. :puke:
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if jansen gets called for holding...

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well, we need to keep in mind that you don't need thumbs to hold, all you need is the bear hug. but jansen is not that type of player. skins will win and start a massive winning streak of their own.
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Post by MarcusBeNimble »

Jansen should completely dominate Monday night whether he has two thumbs or not...
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on sunday countdown, ditka named jansen the "throwback player of the week" and added that he should be dominant with or without his thumbs.
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skinsfano28 wrote:on sunday countdown, ditka named jansen the "throwback player of the week" and added that he should be dominant with or without his thumbs.


You tell it like it is Ditka!!! He will dominate with or without his thumbs for sure!

Also that was one of the funniest polls I've read in a while:) Nice job!
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checked a cowpukes fan site... they were complaining about Jansen holding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
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checked a cowpukes fan site... they were complaining about Jansen holding


Sure he did...he used his teeth??
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probably... :?
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welch wrote:
checked a cowpukes fan site... they were complaining about Jansen holding


Sure he did...he used his teeth??


ROTFALMAO

...silly cowboys fans. :roll:
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