Headline predictions

die cowboys die · Post by **die cowboys die** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 12:27 am

cvillehog and i have been joking about what media-biased headlines will pop up on ESPN.com et al after the redskins/bears game on sunday. here is our first idea:

Orton throws 1st NFL TD in Bears loss | Ramsey plagued by INTs

which will be written when the stats are
Orton: 11/26 133 yards 1 TD 3 INT
Ramsey: 19/29 235 yards 2 TDs 2 INT

please submit your mock-headline predictions! it will be even more fun once the game is over and we can guess how they will spin the results before they post their articles. so remember to hit this thread right after the game!

skinz74 · Post by **skinz74** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:04 am

Orton lauded as he completes first game!
Quarterback controversy looms as Ramsey scathes by first game of the season

Stats:
Orton:
15/33 140 0 TD 2 INT
Ramsey:
17/25 2 TD 1 INT

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:06 am

Redskins Play Football Game Despite Katrina Because They Hate Humanity
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Redskins LBs Sack Kyle Orton Several Times In A Not Very Nice Way Because They Seek To Crush The Hopes Of All Youth
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We Have No Proof Of This But We Are Pretty Sure The Redskins Were Kicking Puppies And Homeless People

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:30 am

Snyder Buys Win

Coach Gibbs still looks Lost in 27-3 victory

Despite Touchdowns and Dominating Defense, Redskins Still an Embarassment in 24-10 victory

Redskins Defense struggles without Smoot, Pierce in 27-3 victory over Bears

gay4pacman · Post by **gay4pacman** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:31 am

Orton dines on redskins d
Ramsey is out to lunch

orton 10-26 135yds 1td 3int
Ramsey 15-24 225 2td 1int

BringThePain! · Post by **BringThePain!** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:39 am

Cheerleader Breaks Nail During Redskins Blow-Out | Gibbs Says Bears Fans Ugly Too

Irn-Bru · Post by **Irn-Bru** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:50 am

"Flying High, Baby": Orton Gives Redskins a Big Scare

Bewildered Ramsey Sacked Repeatedly, Skins Squeak Out the Win

Poor Calls on the Field Lead to Bears Loss

For all 3 of those headlines:

Redskins 24 Bears 6

Orton: 12/36 112 yds. 0 TD 2 INT (4 sacks)
Ramsey: 21/28 213 yds. 2 TD 1 INT (2 sacks)[/u]

Redskin in Canada · Post by **Redskin in Canada** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:57 am

Despite Skins victory Ramsey's future still uncertain

Rusty Gibbs assisted by self-destructing Bears

die cowboys die · Post by **die cowboys die** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:26 pm

LMAO guys...
i knew i could count on you. keep 'em coming!
ROTFALMAO

JansenFan · Post by **JansenFan** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:01 pm

Taylor Make Benson Cry; Gun Charges Overshadow Skins' Win

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:03 pm

Redskins look sloppy setting new scoring record

Sure they beat the Bears, but what will they do against a good team like the Cowboys?

die cowboys die · Post by **die cowboys die** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:03 pm

now that the game is over:

Redskins win defensive struggle despite turnovers and no TDs | Ramsey throws INT in 1st series, Gibbs switches to Brunell

Irn-Bru · Post by **Irn-Bru** » Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:23 pm

Battered and Confused Ramsey Exits Game; Brunell Does No Better

(Skins win, 9-7)

ChiliPalmer · Post by **ChiliPalmer** » Mon Sep 12, 2005 12:09 am

REDSKINS BEARS GAME: ESPN DECLARES: TOO CLOSE TO CALL, BEARS URGED NOT TO CONCEDE.