Jessica Simpson Perfroming at FedEx field opening day!

dcsportsfan5 · Post by **dcsportsfan5** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:30 pm

$\:D/$ haha... Redskins.com T.V. Larry Micheal just reported.
I know i'll be there to see her and the redskins blow up Kyle Orton and the bears. HTTR

Redskins Rule · Post by **Redskins Rule** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:40 pm

Yes!!!!

Hopefully she'll perform at the 5th quarter pary too! Man, if only I had 3 minutes with her.

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:42 pm

We should do the wave while she's singing.

hatsOFF2gibbs · Post by **hatsOFF2gibbs** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:21 pm

The funny thing is that Larry Micheals has the performance as "breaking news."

HailSkins94 · Post by **HailSkins94** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:23 pm

I can't wait to see her sing. Hopefully she has her back to my seat lol

SkinsChic · Post by **SkinsChic** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:26 pm

Whoopie !

SkinsLaVar · Post by **SkinsLaVar** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:29 pm

she's fine

HailSkins94 · Post by **HailSkins94** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:35 pm

SkinsLaVar wrote:she's fine

LOL, dude your posts crack me up!

redskincity · Post by **redskincity** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:53 pm

SkinsLaVar wrote:she's fine

I got a girl in my class that looks just like her, but she seems to have a clue which will make the pursut more interesting.

**Rub Hands together**

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:09 pm

I guess I'm not going to be able to take pictures of the game.

gay4pacman · Post by **gay4pacman** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:16 pm

Too bad shes not single...shes married to that mdget pretty boy!

Redskins Rule · Post by **Redskins Rule** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:18 pm

gay4pacman wrote:Too bad shes not single...shes married to that mdget pretty boy!

So???

hatsOFF2gibbs · Post by **hatsOFF2gibbs** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 1:23 am

Redskins Rule wrote:
gay4pacman wrote:Too bad shes not single...shes married to that mdget pretty boy!

So???

Cooley4MVP · Post by **Cooley4MVP** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:03 am

Who cares she can lip sync with her sis all she wants ......I will be in the Orange lot still getting hammered.....see her movie...hahaha not many people did

Redskins1974 · Post by **Redskins1974** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:21 am

I will definitely be tailgating until the very last second for that one.

Gibbs' Hog · Post by **Gibbs' Hog** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:31 am

Wow, maybe it's a good thing I won't be at the game... :lol:

Pictures of Jessica = ok.

Silent videos of Jessica dancing = ok.

Hearing Jessica talk = not ok.

Going to a Redskins game = ok.

Hearing Jessica perfrom at a Redskins game = not ok.

Having to find out that "Breaking News" means Jessica will be performing at a Redskins game = not ok.

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:04 am

Gibbs' Hog wrote:Wow, maybe it's a good thing I won't be at the game...

Pictures of Jessica = ok.

Silent videos of Jessica dancing = ok.

Hearing Jessica talk = not ok.

Going to a Redskins game = ok.

Hearing Jessica perfrom at a Redskins game = not ok.

Having to find out that "Breaking News" means Jessica will be performing at a Redskins game = not ok.

Watching the video of her cover of "These Boots Are Made For Walking" on mute: priceless

Redskins1974 · Post by **Redskins1974** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:11 am

Maybe Snyder has a secret plan to send her into the Bears locker room and perform "These Boots..." prior to the game. Then, perhaps, it would be OK. lol...

Texas Hog · Post by **Texas Hog** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:58 am

Pictures please!

Preferably still shots from Dukes in her Daisy Dukes!

redskinz4ever · Post by **redskinz4ever** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:12 am

she sucks out loud i'll put it on mute until kick off !!!

BernieSki · Post by **BernieSki** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:54 pm

She has a voice????? I never noticed.

NJ SKINSFAN · Post by **NJ SKINSFAN** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 1:00 pm

Maybe she will have a wardrobe malfuntion like Janet Jackson!

skinsfan#33 · Post by **skinsfan#33** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 2:41 pm

What the heck does she sing? I thought she was just some reality show Bimbo. (SHE IS CERTAINLY NO DAISEY DUKES!)

She is like a Xerox of a beatiful girl, "Everthing seems to be identical, but you know it is fake!" She just lacks ... something!

joebagadonuts · Post by **joebagadonuts** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:17 pm

*cough*whore*cough*

RedskinsFreak · Post by **RedskinsFreak** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 10:33 am

Chris Luva Luva wrote:We should do the wave while she's singing.

Those in attendance should be in line to address their concession/lavatory needs while she's singing.