Comcast Moss interview

Irn-Bru · Post by **Irn-Bru** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:19 pm

We wear jock straps on the field for protection, Kelli, I've seen you checking us out in the locker room, you should know.

Santana, what made you decide to play professional football?

Definitely not the money. Um. . .yeah. . .definitely not the millions. . .and millions. . .of. . . *drooling*

Umm, okay. Next question: Santana, what is, like, your favorite part of training camp?

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:27 pm

FanfromAnnapolis wrote:Definitely not the money. Um. . .yeah. . .definitely not the millions. . .and millions. . .of. . . *drooling*

Umm, okay. Next question: Santana, what is, like, your favorite part of training camp?

I like the engines the best, but the caboose is a close second.

Santana, is scoring an important part of winning?

Irn-Bru · Post by **Irn-Bru** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:31 pm

I like the engines the best, but the caboose is a close second.

Santana, is scoring an important part of winning?

Well, I find that the more I score, the less I'm whining. In that way, I think that scoring is in fact an important part of whining.

Santana, what's it like to go up against former team-mates Patrick Ramsey and Clinton Portis?

[p.s. anyone remember that one from the Skins-Jets game 2 years ago?]

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:14 pm

FanfromAnnapolis wrote:
I like the engines the best, but the caboose is a close second.

Santana, is scoring an important part of winning?

Well, I find that the more I score, the less I'm whining. In that way, I think that scoring is in fact an important part of whining.

Santana, what's it like to go up against former team-mates Patrick Ramsey and Clinton Portis?

[p.s. anyone remember that one from the Skins-Jets game 2 years ago?]

Do you know something I don't know? Man, I just got here, too.

Santana, are you trying to supplement your income with these paper routes I hear you've been running?

skinz74 · Post by **skinz74** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:38 pm

Santana, are you trying to supplement your income with these paper routes I hear you've been running?

I would like to say for the record that I've NEVER taken supplements <<howls and beats chest>> This is all natural...

gay4pacman · Post by **gay4pacman** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:10 am

Santana do you have any plans to run for political office? I think youd be a great candidate...

ToxicSkin · Post by **ToxicSkin** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:35 am

Trung Canidate? That guy can't run in wide open spaces, let alone in an office.

Santana, How excited are you to play against the Skins' rival the Dallas Cowboys this year?

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:21 am

ToxicSkin wrote:Trung Canidate? That guy can't run in wide open spaces, let alone in an office.

Santana, How excited are you to play against the Skins' rival the Dallas Cowboys this year?

Oh that... I always get a woody when I'm being interviewed by a woman sports reporter.

Santana, what is the sound of one hand clapping?

DieselFan · Post by **DieselFan** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:54 am

JSPB22 wrote:Santana, what is the sound of one hand clapping?

You'll have to ask my friend Dave Dravecky about that...I'm just not sure. Speaking of woodies, have you ever seen a Redskins Spear up close before???

Kelli Johnson: "Santana, thanks for taking the time to talk w/comcast sports net...one last question...what are your chances of making the team this year??"

skinz74 · Post by **skinz74** » Fri Aug 05, 2005 5:05 pm

DieselFan wrote:
Kelli Johnson: "Santana, thanks for taking the time to talk w/comcast sports net...one last question...what are your chances of making the team this year??"

Well, I'm not sure your cut out for football...but if you want a private workout...meet me in the locker room in 5 minutes...<<walks away, smiling>>

Kelli Johnson: "Well, sports fans...I have to go see a man about a horse..." <<Briskly walks away>>