Comcast Moss interview

Cooley4MVP · Post by **Cooley4MVP** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:56 pm

Moss seemed upbeat in the interview and happy to be here ...but Kelli Johnson the reporter for Comcast always seems to ask some of the dumbest questions....She asked Santana Moss if staying healthy this season was a goal for him....."Nah he wants to get hurt and sit on the bench"...and I also seem to laugh at how many times George Michael botches a players name or number or what college he went to on News 4. In the preseason last year Joe Theisman was talking about how good a series Deangelo Hall in the Falcons opening defensive stand.....Hall was hurt and in Atlanta at the time. WOW

HailSkins94 · Post by **HailSkins94** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:03 pm

Kelly Johnson haaaaaaaaas to know someone in order to get that job, she is horrendous! She is always asking stpuid questions and getting words mixed up. I saw the interview however, and I agree with you that he sounded upbeat. Yesterday at camp after practice we were trying to get out of him how many balls he wanted this year, asking if 90 was enough and he replied "can't complain with that." I think he is poised to show the organization that they made a good choice. Heck of a nice guy too.

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:41 pm

Santana, would you say that staying alive is one of your goals for the 2005 season?

cvillehog · Post by **cvillehog** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:46 pm

You boys better watch out! Jake is going to have words for you. :lol:

dnpmakkah · Post by **dnpmakkah** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:54 pm

Chris Luva Luva wrote:Santana, would you say that staying alive is one of your goals for the 2005 season?

"No I've always prefered death."

Santana are you happy to be with the Redskins?

Chris Luva Luva · Post by **Chris Luva Luva** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 8:57 pm

dnpmakkah wrote:
Chris Luva Luva wrote:Santana, would you say that staying alive is one of your goals for the 2005 season?

"No I've always prefered death."

Santana are you happy to be with the Redskins?

"No, I really wanted to go to Jacksonville but I had no choice in the matter. I guess anythings better than getting away from Pennington, he couldn't throw a pass past the tip of his nose if his life depended on it. I'll tell you this much, if Brunell comes in, I'll be injured.

Santana, do you plan on catching any passes during games?

air_hog · Post by **air_hog** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:34 pm

Chris Luva Luva wrote:
dnpmakkah wrote:
Chris Luva Luva wrote:Santana, would you say that staying alive is one of your goals for the 2005 season?

"No I've always prefered death."

Santana are you happy to be with the Redskins?

"No, I really wanted to go to Jacksonville but I had no choice in the matter. I guess anythings better than getting away from Pennington, he couldn't throw a pass past the tip of his nose if his life depended on it. I'll tell you this much, if Brunell comes in, I'll be injured.

Santana, do you plan on catching any passes during games?

"Um... 50/50..."

Santana, did 'you' ever shoot someone at The U?

dnpmakkah · Post by **dnpmakkah** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:07 pm

air_hog wrote:
"Um... 50/50..."

Santana, did 'you' ever shoot someone at The U?

"I plead the 5th...I ususally leave the shootin to my teamate Sean."

Santana do you think this team will be good next year?

skinz74 · Post by **skinz74** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:51 pm

Santana do you think this team will be good next year?

Guess it depends on if I'm still here or not.

Santana, does participating in the offseason program make you a better player during the regular season?

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:03 pm

skinz74 wrote:
Santana do you think this team will be good next year?

Guess it depends on if I'm still here or not.

Santana, does participating in the offseason program make you a better player during the regular season?

They don't sell off-season programs. That's only on game day.

Santana, I love your early work, can you do a little Oye Como Va for me?

ToxicSkin · Post by **ToxicSkin** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:25 am

JSPB22 wrote:
skinz74 wrote:
Santana do you think this team will be good next year?

Guess it depends on if I'm still here or not.

Santana, does participating in the offseason program make you a better player during the regular season?

They don't sell off-season programs. That's only on game day.

Santana, I love your early work, can you do a little Oye Como Va for me?

While in camp im only inclined to do the Macarena.

Santana, Now that Training Camp has started do you feel bad that having heldout from the team's OTA's will hurt your chances of gelling with P. Ramsey?

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 7:08 am

cvillehog wrote:You boys better watch out! Jake is going to have words for you.

I can't defend that question.

SKINZ_DOMIN8 · Post by **SKINZ_DOMIN8** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:35 am

kelli johnson is another example of a female reporter that should be doing anything but reporting. no football knowledge, heck, no sports knowledge. she is almost as bad as suzy kolber and michelle tafoya and that is bad. they should stick to shows like the "view" and the food network.

Gibbs' Hog · Post by **Gibbs' Hog** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 8:47 am

LIKE something!!!

skinz74 · Post by **skinz74** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 10:54 am

JSPB22 wrote:
Santana, I love your early work, can you do a little Oye Como Va for me?

While in camp im only inclined to do the Macarena.

Santana, Now that Training Camp has started do you feel bad that having heldout from the team's OTA's will hurt your chances of gelling with P. Ramsey?

Patrick's not my type...what exactly are you trying to imply...???

Santana...what's it like being the son of a famous musician...???

Gibbs' Hog · Post by **Gibbs' Hog** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:00 am

You guys are crazy. It's Comcast, not ESPN!

Then again, that Bret Johnson character is kind of the same way when he "reports" during O's games...

Irn-Bru · Post by **Irn-Bru** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:02 am

Patrick's not my type...what exactly are you trying to imply...???

Santana...what's it like being the son of a famous musician...???

Santana only knows about Santana, and Santana only knows football.

Santana, what's it like having to live up to your older brother's work with the Vikings? Are you intimidated by it?

Deadskins · Post by **Deadskins** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:12 am

FanfromAnnapolis wrote:
Santana only knows about Santana, and Santana only knows football.

Santana, what's it like having to live up to your older brother's work with the Vikings? Are you intimidated by it?

Leif Erikson's not my brother. But who wouldn't be intimidated by a horde of rampaging Vikings.

Santana, if you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

DieselFan · Post by **DieselFan** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:51 pm

Questions Kelli Johnson will ask Santana Moss in their next interview:

(1) Santana, have you always been a black man?
(2) Is it a goal of yours this season to score as many touchdowns as possible?
(3) Do you remember that time when you went to Miami U.?? Do you? That was cool.
(4) How is your brother Randy doing w/his new team?
(5) Do you like my hair?
(6) Are you related to Rafael Santana, the former light hitting NY Mets shortstop?

foreverD · Post by **foreverD** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:15 pm

DieselFan wrote:Questions Kelli Johnson will ask Santana Moss in their next interview:

(1) Santana, have you always been a black man?
(2) Is it a goal of yours this season to score as many touchdowns as possible?
(3) Do you remember that time when you went to Miami U.?? Do you? That was cool.
(4) How is your brother Randy doing w/his new team?
(5) Do you like my hair?
(6) Are you related to Rafael Santana, the former light hitting NY Mets shortstop?

I would like to add question #7

(7) Santana how many other instruments do you play beside guitar.

skinz74 · Post by **skinz74** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:11 am

JSPB22 wrote:
Santana, if you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

I would be a palm tree...because of my hands, get it...???
<<Kelli Johnson rolls eyes>>

Santana, do you prefer night games, or afternoon games?

Irn-Bru · Post by **Irn-Bru** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:17 am

I would be a palm tree...because of my hands, get it...???
<<Kelli Johnson rolls eyes>>

Santana, do you prefer night games, or afternoon games?

Video games. My life-long dream has always been to beat Jacques Green at Madden. This year I plan on spending less time on the practice field, and more in my room working the controller.

Santana, is winning division games going to be a key to the Redskins chances of making the playoffs this year?

DESkins · Post by **DESkins** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:28 am

Division games? Who said anything about math? I graduated and nobody said nothing about needing math. That's why I gots an agent!

DaveSkin · Post by **DaveSkin** » Thu Aug 04, 2005 1:10 pm

Santana, is winning division games going to be a key to the Redskins chances of making the playoffs this year?

No, I believe that winning non-conference games is much more important. I mean, anyone can beat teams in their own division, there are only three of them.

Santana, boxers or briefs?

LetsRollBurgundyNGold · Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:13 pm

Santana, boxers or briefs?

We wear jock straps on the field for protection, Kelli, I've seen you checking us out in the locker room, you should know.

Santana, what made you decide to play professional football?