Ricky just visiting
I'm ready for him. You're ready for him. The Dolphins say they're ready for him.
So where's Ricky?
And when's he leaving already?
Because this is the latest contradiction in the saga of Ricky. Everyone's waited months for his expected return today as Dolphin camp opens. The story assumed an Elvis-lives quality. Waiting for Godot didn't have the angst (and passport stamps) of Waiting for Ricky.
But with his expected return, the only pertinent question is how he'll leave. In August for a fourth-round pick? In April for a third-round pick?
Because as sure as he's coming today, he's going tomorrow.
Why else would new coach Nick Saban deal with this circus if not to deal him? If he wasn't going to pay solid-guy Patrick Surtain the big money, you think Saban would pay a dice-roll like The Rickster?
When Saban's first draft pick is a running back?
When he covets more draft picks?
When the team is two years from contending, at best, and Ricky is two years from what, Thailand? Timbuktu? An advanced holistic medicine degree?
Ricky being traded is the only way any of this works out for everyone and even that way is up for debate from Saban's perspective.
Look at the recent payouts for running backs. Travis Henry went to Tennessee for a third-round pick. Corey Dillon went to the Patriots for a second-round pick. Meanwhile, a proven, no-baggage commodity like Shaun Alexander is still waiting for a big contract or to be traded by Seattle.
So what kind of market does a guy with three drug strikes like Ricky have?
Only one traded running back in recent years got as much as a No. 1 pick. Actually, the Saints got two No. 1s from the Dolphins for Ricky. But unless Dave Wannstedt gets back into the NFL pronto, it's hard to see how the reward for Ricky this season will be worth the circus he brings.
Not that Saban will admit to any of this right now. It wouldn't serve any purpose to suggest he'll trade Ricky, just like it didn't to say Auburn running back Ronnie Brown was their draft pick all along until the choice was made.
But, like it or not, Ricky and not Brown dominates the spotlight as the Dolphins camp opens and Phase One of Saban's plan starts to focus. And you can be sure this guy has a plan. Phase One might be called the suffer-with-kids-and-Ricky stage.
This team won't contend for a playoff spot. That's fine. The only quarterback controversy is whether it has a starting quarterback. The Dolphins have never entered a season with less talent since the expansion years.
Don Shula arrived with clay to mold. Jimmy Johnson had Dan Marino and a team off a playoff season. Wannstedt had a great defense and Ricky. Even last year, when Ricky left, the defense was expected to at least bring the season to .500.
Look what Saban has. A few defensive veterans, a lot of young maybes and Ricky to rehabilitate as a player and then attempt to peddle as a commodity.
Again, how else could this play out? Do you think Ricky is back for anything but the $8.6 million he owes the Dolphins? Do you think the Dolphins, who can pay him a minimum deal this year, want to give the multimillion deal he'd want next season?
Does anyone really think this season is anything but a test spin to hope some team desperate for a running back takes a desperate chance on Ricky?
Saban is banking on this. Maybe some contending team loses a running back in September, overlooks that Ricky is serving a drug suspension and trades for him. More likely, over the offseason, some deal is worked for a low draft pick.
Either way, all the furor over Ricky's return comes off like a Beatles takeoff. He finally says hello. We wait to say goodbye.
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