Mighty Wingman..Who would it be??

The Hogster · Post by **The Hogster** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:32 pm

Okay, we've got time to kill before camp so heres the question??

If you were going on a double date with two of the hottest girls on earth, and you could take one Redskin player along as your "Wingman"..who would you take??

More than that, how do you think that guy could help the date end the right way?

Just so we don't exclude the ladies on the site. Feel free to chime in with your suggestion of what player would make a good "wingman" and why.

DEHog · Post by **DEHog** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:49 pm

I can tell you the three guys that aren't shy are Randy Thomas, Joe Salave'a but the guy who would close the deal is Shawn Springs

Punu · Post by **Punu** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:49 pm

Lavar Arrington... I met him at a club once, I stood next to him like I was with him and watched as he macked the ladies...

So he'd help cuz he could do all the work with his game and his famous name... and I could take the benefits... no work... all reward...

sitt'n pretty

Skinsfan55 · Post by **Skinsfan55** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:56 pm

Shawn Springs seems like a great wingman choice... but I need a big guy who's going to make my look 20 pounds lighter haha.

What about Jon Jansen?

curveball · Post by **curveball** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:04 am

You guys are miscontruing the whole concept of a "wingman". Take Arrington or Springs with you and he's going home with the prime. You end up with the heifer or Rosy Palm at the end of the night.

You gotta go with a guy like Brandon Noble. He knows his role and is willing to take one for the team.

Skinsfan55 · Post by **Skinsfan55** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:06 am

hahaha

Well assuming that you have like Shawn Springs with you, he's going to get the ladies to the table.

Even if you got Shawn Springs' 2nd (or even 3rd) choice. It's not like you're going home with a fat chick or something. You're still getting a 9 or a 10.

The Hogster · Post by **The Hogster** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:12 am

curveball wrote:You guys are miscontruing the whole concept of a "wingman". Take Arrington or Springs with you and he's going home with the prime. You end up with the heifer or Rosy Palm at the end of the night.

You gotta go with a guy like Brandon Noble. He knows his role and is willing to take one for the team.

I don't know, I think you have to go with a good wingman for the following reasons.

1. Ladies in pairs tend to do what the other does, so if you bring someone along who can't close the deal, then it may ruin your night because that girl will want to go home and make your girl go with her.

2. A boring wingman or a wingman who is not cool, can make the date drag.

So my choice is Clinton Portis. Women love to laugh, once they star laughing and the ice is broken, you both can close the deal a bit easier.

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 1:05 am

I would take Ethan Albright. That guarantees me the hotter of the two girls. :lol:

Warmother · Post by **Warmother** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:00 am

I'd bring along Sean Taylor. I figure he would act like a nut and I'd end up with both girls.

Justice Hog · Post by **Justice Hog** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 8:38 am

Agreeing with Curveball, I would take NO Redskins player as my wingman on a date with 2 hot girls. Why? Because the Redskins player would get all of the attention and, before I know it, I would be the WING MAN!

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 9:17 am

Man... have any of you ever used a Wingman or been a Wingman before?

It doesn't matter who looks better... at all... the whole concept of a wingman is to use a guy with the gift of charm... a guy who can break the ice and start a conversation with the 'chosen' ladies.

Married guys USUALLY make MUCH better wingman for the simple reason that they lack the 'desperation factor' that a single guy inevitably exudes.

The Wingman's job is to be charming and to FACILITATE the initial meeting... not to chat them up all night for you, get everyone driunk and then hope that someone goes home with the prize.

Wouldn't take a Redskin because they'd steal the show? Then there wasn't a show. You duffed... you fumbled the ball on your own goal line... the role of the Wingman isn't to bring home the bacon for you, it's to cook up that bacon and make everyone gather around to see where that great smell is coming from. :hmm:

A good wingman knows and ACCEPTS his role. A good wingman can charm the habit off of a nun. :shock:

REDEEMEDSKIN · Post by **REDEEMEDSKIN** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 10:32 am

BossHog wrote:Married guys USUALLY make MUCH better wingman for the simple reason that they lack the 'desperation factor' that a single guy inevitably exudes.

I don't charge too much for my wingman services. PM me if interested. :lol:

Redskin in Canada · Post by **Redskin in Canada** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:29 am

My perfect Wingman would be Patrick Ramsey. We would have a 100% chance of success because the hot ladies we would be dating would have the loyalty of whom to stick with: our respective wives. :lol:

REDEEMEDSKIN wrote:I don't charge too much for my wingman services. PM me if interested.

A married born again on the prowl? I can see the headlines already: televangelist caught in the act again! Asks for forgiveness yet again... :lol:

The Hogster · Post by **The Hogster** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:00 pm

If you are scared to bring along the wingman for fear that he may hava a threesome, and you get no love, then you need more help than a wingman can provide.

I have run wing, and invited buddies to be the wing. The concept is simple, he has to occupy the other chick, while you get something cooking. If both of you end up scoring, then GREAT...Mission Accomplished.

If you have no frame of reference for a wingman, refer to that old beer commercial where the wingman was 'taking one for the team' by sitting there listening to some chick blab on and on about her boring life, while his buddy made it with the hot one.

wormer · Post by **wormer** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 6:13 pm

My wingman would be Jerry Smith. Chicks LOVE the homos... PLUS it increases my shot at a MFF 3-way. (Does this need to go to smack?)

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Wed Jun 22, 2005 11:30 pm

wormer wrote:My wingman would be Jerry Smith. Chicks LOVE the homos... PLUS it increases my shot at a MFF 3-way. (Does this need to go to smack?)

Isn't Jerry Smith dead, too? That would help your chances quite a bit.

Justice Hog · Post by **Justice Hog** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:07 am

Gee, Boss. I've never actually used a Wingman, but I thought the purpose of the Wingman was to hook him up with the hot girl's ugly friend while you make moves on the hottie. You've opened my eyes somewhat.

Punu · Post by **Punu** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:52 am

It doesn't matter who looks better... at all... the whole concept of a wingman is to use a guy with the gift of charm... a guy who can break the ice and start a conversation with the 'chosen' ladies.

Married guys USUALLY make MUCH better wingman for the simple reason that they lack the 'desperation factor' that a single guy inevitably exudes.

very good

for any HOG brothers who need a good wingman, let me know.... I'll have ya in there the first date...or your money back!

Redskins4Life · Post by **Redskins4Life** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:53 pm

If I had to pick a wingman I'd pick the departed Fred Smoot. Theres no way he'd fail to start a conversation and disappoint me. Smootys the kind of guy you cant go wrong with as a wingman

Smithian · Post by **Smithian** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 12:24 am

I'd invite Rod Gardner. he'd sure get the giorls to the table, but the lines of communication may break down between him and the girls... His voice trying to score might scare them off...

Wait, they ain't running to me. Crap. Gardner probably has cash...