The most expensive nickel ever

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:07 pm

She loves that setting man and you should have seen the look on her eyes when she relized my showerhead was detatchable ... where the hell is that thing?

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:08 pm

I've got one like that. Despite what women think, it really is good for other things.

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:10 pm

Exactly, how am I going to put out sink fires when making meth now?

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:11 pm

You could always buy a fire extinguisher.

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:17 pm

What do you think I use to make meth?

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:17 pm

Seriously, tell me because I don't know

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:20 pm

I assume you use the blood of adopted Chinese babies and baking soda.

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:23 pm

General Failure wrote:I assume you use the blood of adopted Chinese babies and baking soda.

That's what I get for not being specific ... what else do I use? Wait, do they have to be adopted?

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:50 pm

You guys are difting off topic as hard as that may be in this thread :lol:

So before you do, Fios answer me this.

Tazlah provided what you requested, GF got away with it and is now sharing with Alcatraz... I followed that and feel you should have went for the 2D blonde.

My question is where are Tazlah's pennys :?:

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:01 pm

Fine, I suppose it's time to reveal the master plan. My agent and I realized that while marrying Angelina would have advantages, it was unlikely that it would prove profitable as she would insist on a prenup, which she did.
I said I'd be willing to sign it and not ask for any money unless she, at some point during our marriage, pretended to be a mug and then subsequently violated the sanctity of said marriage by sleeping with an Eagles fan who went by the screen name GF (or some variation thereof, acronmyns included).
Thus I just hit the jackpot and turned the pennies into $56 million. Angelina just stopped by to cut the check. She's rather bitter. I'm going to give Tazlah a 5% cut for giving me and my agent the inspiration.
Thank you.
Now I am off to my beach condo.

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:14 pm

So you are willing to pay Taz $2.8 million for 3 cent, but won't come up off more then 5 cents for a nickel

Your Ex is on Nightline tonight, I smell a doublecross, :lol:

plus you’re still stuck with that Loy cluase

And now you’ve hired BESTMEMBEREVER…… [-X

you’re gonna have to give Boss back that signing bonus after all

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:36 pm

Truth be told, I got the best end of this deal. Or should I say best tail.

1niksder · Post by **1niksder** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 9:41 pm

His "agent" had it in the prenup..... you got lucky

just like the deal he signed with THN

tazlah · Post by **tazlah** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:14 pm

1niksder wrote:So you are willing to pay Taz $2.8 million for 3 cent...

I'll take it! SOLD! And it's in writing too!

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That being said, after reading the remainder of this thread, it is so incredibly evident that Football cannot start soon enough. We apparently have some very bored fans here tonight!

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General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:23 pm

Not me. I would have posted similar things during football season.

tazlah · Post by **tazlah** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:25 pm

General Failure wrote:Not me. I would have posted similar things during football season.

Oh I KNOW that!

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:27 pm

Just makin' sure.