The most expensive nickel ever

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:01 pm

Some of them. Mugs usually don't. Are you sure you didn't try to molest the blender by mistake?

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:05 pm

I thought puree was French for oral ... it's not

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:06 pm

Yeah, it's french of Bobbett.

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:11 pm

OK, so before I do this, "mix" means "reattach," right?

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 6:26 pm

Yeah, probably.

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:33 pm

Success!

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:34 pm

By the way, your lovely mug says not to wait up for her.

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:36 pm

Doesn't human-mug love qualify as sodomy? I'm calling Rick Santorum!

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:36 pm

*licks milk moustache*

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:37 pm

Ummmmmmmm, remember the penis thing? That ain't milk

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:41 pm

I'm with your mug, not your blender.

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:42 pm

That's it, I'm humping the paper towel roll again

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:42 pm

Mmm ... your mug is soooo warm ...

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:46 pm

That's the syphillis kicking in ... probably should have mentioned her, um, six-year "vacation" in Tijuana

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:47 pm

S'okay, If she don't mind crabs and herpes I don't mind syphillis.

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:48 pm

You two can be the Encyclopedia Britannica of STDs ... everything from A to Z ... alcatraz is going to need a job selling those when the mime thing fails

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:49 pm

As long as the lovin's good we'll be fine.

Alcatraz · Post by **Alcatraz** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:50 pm

So you threw my name is this thread to huh

LOL

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:52 pm

Awwwwww are you following us around? That's so sweet

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:52 pm

You stay away from Fios' sweet, sweet mug!

Alcatraz · Post by **Alcatraz** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:55 pm

Oh no I wouldnt dream of splitting his mug and Angelina Jolie's mug up

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:56 pm

No, he's stolen her away from me ... GF, has the affair been consumated?

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 7:58 pm

Sorta. She says it doesn't count. Somthing about premature something or other.

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:04 pm

It's hard to hold out when she's all "fill me up to the brim!"

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:05 pm

Yeah, she's a wildcat. She's in the shower right now. Must have a sore back or something, I hear it on "pulse"