My first car was a 1972 VW SuperBeetle. Top speed = 87mph. I had a few instances where someone (for some reason) tried the same thing by revvin up, next to me at a light. I used to rev it right back, the light would turn green, and I would putter forward at about 25 mph

The jackass next to me flew forward, and I just though to myself, "what an idiot"
I think its funny when you have an obviously slower car than the other person, because it just makes them look like a fool trying to race you. That's like LaVar Arrington getting real pumped up about arm-wrestling Steve Blake
Anyway, racing is not cool, unless you're on a track. I've known a few people who got themselves involved in some really stupid and dangerous situations. Here I go again, feeling my ever-increasing age.

8, 10 years ago, I thought it was cool to race. Now, I know that it is just moronic. Plus, I'm not going to let my emotions put me into a stupid situation that could possibly prevent me from going to a Skins game!