Favorite Movie Quotes

Skinsfan55 · Post by **Skinsfan55** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:11 am

This tends to get a little overdone on message boards, but that's because it's so much fun! lol...

I'll start this off with my personal favorite movie quote:

Russian Double Agent Tatiana Romanova (sp) on a ferry as she describes the Lektor codding machine to MI-6 Agent James Bond (played by Sean Connery)

Tatiana- The mechanism is... oh James, will you make love to me all the time in England?

Bond- (dryly) Yes, day and night, now go on about the mechanism.

-From Russia With Love

Redskins1974 · Post by **Redskins1974** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:14 am

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

skins81 · Post by **skins81** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:20 am

"Don't just stare at it. Eat it"

American Psycho (2000)

Redskin in Canada · Post by **Redskin in Canada** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:25 am

My favourite quotes come from the Godfather I, Citizen Kane, and Cinema Paradiso BUT in the context of this forum I will say:

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?

Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood) in Dirty Harry (1971).

Gibbs' Hog · Post by **Gibbs' Hog** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:35 am

Should this be moved to smack? I have a feeling some quotes might warrant censorship...

Anyway, from Heist:

[Sam Rockwell]
"Where's the gold?"

[Gene Hackman]
"You understand I'm reluctant to tell you."

[Sam Rockwell]
"I'll be as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton."

[Gene Hackman]
"I don't want you as quiet as an ant pissing on cotton. I want you as quiet as an ant not even thinking about pissing on cotton."

also from the same movie:

[Sam Rockwell]
"Is your guy cool?"

[Ricky Jay]
"My [explicative]'s so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him."

JansenFan · Post by **JansenFan** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:41 am

Paraphrasing for the Lounge from Happy Gilmore.

Shooter McGavin: "You better be careful though, cause I eat pieces of [poop] like you for breakfast."

Happy Gilmore: "(chuckling) You eat pieces of [poop] for breakfast?"

NC43Hog · Post by **NC43Hog** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:39 am

Nana - "You must be Good and Tired"

Jackie - "No, Just Tired"

Starstruck - 1982

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:42 am

"Where the white women at?" - Blazing Saddles

NC43Hog · Post by **NC43Hog** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:46 am

Jaws

"I think we need a bigger boat"

hailskins666 · Post by **hailskins666** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 11:54 am

skins81 wrote:"Don't just stare at it. Eat it"

American Psycho (2000)

:rock:

i have a few that aren't fit for this forum.

Skinsfan55 · Post by **Skinsfan55** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 12:11 pm

Dang it,

I didn't even think of the profanity factor

Any mod who wants should move this to smack so we can include some more all-time greats

SkinsChic · Post by **SkinsChic** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 12:12 pm

T..T..T..T..Today Junior !!! (Billy Madison)

Jake · Post by **Jake** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 1:29 pm

"Come on Tina. Eat your dinner you fat lard!"

"Hey Tricia, did you hear about the dance?"

"Did you like the picture I drew of you? It took me about 3 hours to finish the shading on your upper lip."

Napolean Dynamite

"If you're a bird, then I'm a bird." The Notebook. ROTFALMAO

"She calls the bear 'Creasy Bear'" Man on Fire

"Is your number still 911? Allllllll-righty then!" Ace Ventura

Paraphrasing Ace in his mental hospital football scene. "Come on coach, put me in there. I know I can do it.... Let's watch it again... in super-slow mo."

"Dont mess........ with THE Dooooo!!!!!" Ace Ventura 2

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?" Kindergarten Cop

Justice Hog · Post by **Justice Hog** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 1:34 pm

"Oh, man. I just shot Marvin in the face." - John Travolta, Pulp Fiction

Justice Hog · Post by **Justice Hog** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 1:35 pm

"Mr. Pink? Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?" - Reservoir Dogs

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 1:38 pm

"You know what I want you to do right? It ain't prayin'." Cheech & Chong, but I forget which movie.

NC43Hog · Post by **NC43Hog** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:56 pm

Evelle Snoats - "Hey, these balloons blow up into funny shapes?"

Gas Station Attendant - "If round is funny"

Raising Arizona

hailskins666 · Post by **hailskins666** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 3:59 pm

old lady: i'm hoping to score with the slots myself"

beavis: yea, yea, i'm hoping to score with some sluts too. hmm hmm hmm.

-beavis and butt-head do america

NC43Hog · Post by **NC43Hog** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:05 pm

Butthead - "This Sucketh more than anything that hath Sucked before!"

Beavis and Butthead Do America.
(when they found out there tv was stolen)

Alcatraz · Post by **Alcatraz** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 4:57 pm

"Say goodnight to the bad guy" Scarface

Fios · Post by **Fios** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:01 pm

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

RIP Dr. Thompson

Gibbs' Hog · Post by **Gibbs' Hog** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 5:09 pm

"We were somewhere in the desert near Barstow when the drugs began to take hold..."

Fear & Loathing
(man, I could quote that entire movie! It's wack!)

"Yo Adrianne!"

Need I give the movie title?

skins81 · Post by **skins81** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 8:12 pm

"Rommel, you magnificent bastard. I read your book!"

Patton (1970)
(rent it if you haven't seen it)

hailskins666 · Post by **hailskins666** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:09 pm

What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a couple hard pipe hittin niggas to go to work on the homes here, with a pair o pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight, I'ma get midevil on your ass - Marsellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction

frankcal20 · Post by **frankcal20** » Wed Jun 01, 2005 9:22 pm

"I get older and the girls stay the same age" Matthew McConnehey in Dazed and Confussed.