Random thread of random randomness that I felt like posting!

[Chris Luva Luva]

In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspected stranger
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,
Because the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do he's gonna see,
When youre in Texas look behind you,
Because that's where the rangers are gonna be.




Man I want some cheesecake!



But I dont want Sara Lee...
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"Brian Brian! There's a message in my Alpha Bits! It says 'Ooooooooo

"Peter, those are Cheerios."
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Quagmire: *runs outside to meet neighbors in a robe* "Hey guys I was just jerki-- ...I was taking a nap."
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Female Social Worker (In Quagmire's bed after sex): "Quagmire honey... I have question... what do you do for a living?"
Quagmire: "heh heh, I have a question for you too! Why are YOU still here?"
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Quag-i had sex with 3 women
Brian(i think)-you mean 2 girls and a guy
Quag- no. 3 women
Brian- no. it was 2 girls and a guy
Quag- but i thought it was... wait. oh god. im mean...oh god.
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Stewie: I feel so deliciously white trash. Mommy I want a mullet!!
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Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?
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Brian: Oh my god. They ate Tricia Takanawa.
Peter: Why? They're just gonna get hungry again in an hour.
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Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle i find, i shall KILL you.
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Lois: Come on Stewie, you know you can't leave the table until you finish your vegetables.
Stewie: Well, then I shall sit here until one of us expires, and you've got a good forty years on me, woman.
Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane ...
Stewie: Never! *darn* the broccoli, *darn* you, and *darn* the Wright brothers.
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Stewie: By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins.

In your replies tell me if you want to get mentioned in my 3,000th post celebration post and provide me with a rrandom question that I can answer. It can be anything you want like, "do you like zebras?"

[General Failure]

Why does every single person in the world have to say one of the following when I say I've baked brownies:

Are they special brownies?
Are they hash brownies?
Do they gots weed in 'em?

Also, why do they laugh when I tell them I've got sticky buns?

[Clinton Portis]

Sara Lee scares me....

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Texas Hog]

Is Chuck Norris doing Christy Brinkley?

[Warmother]

Hey Chris I'd love to be mentioned in #3000. Here's my random question.

If Ray Lewis left Baltimore running 10 miles an hour and Clinton Portis left DC running 15 mph, how long would it take before Lewis broke into that stupid ass dance he does before games? I'm just curious.

[andyjens89]

do you like zebras?

[Hogfather]

It can be anything you want like, "do you like zebras?"

Do you like Zebras? Because it's very obvious you like crack! So when your on crack and you look at Zebras...what exactly do you see when they scatter in all directions?

Inquiring minds want to know.

[tcwest10]

If Warmother and HogFather had kids... would they be war pigs ?

[General Failure]

What was the original name of the song War Pigs? Also, why do I crack my neck? I never used to do that.

[Wysocki]

What was the original name of the song War Pigs?

That question piqued my interest so I cheated and looked it up: Walpurgis...

[General Failure]

That was going to drive me nuts, I couldn't find it. Thanks.

[Redskin in Canada]

In your replies tell me if you want to get mentioned in my 3,000th post celebration post and provide me with a rrandom question that I can answer. It can be anything you want like, "do you like zebras?"

What car is going to replace the disaster called Acura TL in your driveway?

[Chris Luva Luva]

In your replies tell me if you want to get mentioned in my 3,000th post celebration post and provide me with a rrandom question that I can answer. It can be anything you want like, "do you like zebras?"

What car is going to replace the disaster called Acura TL in your driveway?

Acura CL.