David Letterman Top Ten Philadelphia Eagles' Excuses

lamont_jordan_rules · Post by **lamont_jordan_rules** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:36 pm

I didn't see this anywhere yet, thought you all might enjoy it:

Top Ten Philadelphia Eagles' Excuses

10. "Spent two weeks practicing the coin toss."

9. "Discouraged by half time show's lack of nudity."

8. "We were missing 'Desperate Housewives'--who could think straight?"

7. "We're overwhelmed by the awe-inspiring metropolis that is Jacksonville."

6. "Oh, suddenly referees are too good to take bribes?!"

5. "Who really wants to get Gatorade dumped on them?"

4. "Should have campaigned harder in Ohio."

3. "It's totally unfair, the Patriots are really good."

2. "Maybe being from the land of cheese steaks ain't a good thing."

1. "When Tom Brady looked at us with those gorgeous eyes, we just melted."

l_j_r

hatsOFF2gibbs · Post by **hatsOFF2gibbs** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:42 pm

Yo....I know you're new to the board but you should've posted this in the "Lounge" forum. Nevertheless, its funny though!

tazlah · Post by **tazlah** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:46 pm

Moved to The Lounge.

Funny stuff!!! I like #6 especially! :lol:

Texas Hog · Post by **Texas Hog** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 5:13 pm

I saw this rerun the other night....I saw it originally, but enjoyed seeing it again. He had Will Smith on....it was great!

Will handled his team loosing well.

tcwest10 · Post by **tcwest10** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 9:45 am

I think it's kind of lame, myself.
C'mon. Philly is known for tough fans. You can take off the kid gloves.

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:31 am

How about...

Todd Pinkston bruised his cervix.

Andy Reid ate the gameplan.

Jeff Garcia replaced TO's stickum with KY.

:-"

tcwest10 · Post by **tcwest10** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 10:39 am

Well, it's a start.
You should write for Letterman.

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 12:26 pm

Somebody should write for him. I think his writing team has consisted of a narcoleptic falling asleep on his keyboard everyday for the last 10 years or so.

Irn-Bru · Post by **Irn-Bru** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:00 pm

General Failure wrote:Somebody should write for him. I think his writing team has consisted of a narcoleptic falling asleep on his keyboard everyday for the last 10 years or so.

Sounds like a sweet gig. I'd do it.

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 1:06 pm

Sure, but the lines on your face when you wake up might hurt a little and freak people out.

BossHog · Post by **BossHog** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:19 pm

I figured I'd round my list out and actually come up with 10, but it occurs to me that they are more reasons than excuses:

BH's top 10

10. Freddie Mitchell.

9. Todd Pinkston bruised his cervix.

8. Andy Reid ate the gameplan.

7. Corey Simon was up late the night before at drama queen classes.

6. Tom Coughlin was late for the game.

5. Brian Westbrook got pointers from Thurman Thomas on preparing for the Super Bowl.

4. Nicollette Sheridan gave a 'pep' talk to a few of the Eagles offensive players before the game.

3. Jeff Garcia replaced TO's stickum with KY.

2. Jeffrey Lurie found out he'd have to pay for the Super Bowl rings.

But the number one reason for the Eagles not winning the SuperBowl....

1. McNabb McSucked.

:-)

Texas Hog · Post by **Texas Hog** » Wed Mar 16, 2005 4:46 pm

NC43Hog · Post by **NC43Hog** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 12:05 am

#1 is #1 BH! =D>

NC43Hog · Post by **NC43Hog** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 12:06 am

#1 is #1 BH! =D>

tcwest10 · Post by **tcwest10** » Sat Mar 19, 2005 10:55 pm

Wow, man. That was twice.