...was yesterday, and here I am 1 red snapper, 1 mixed vodka, orange and craberry juice drink, 2 three wise men, 1 chocolate cake, 1 eight dollar shot of whiskey, 1 shot of 151, 2 beers, and 1 shot of disorono later...
Urgh
"Guess [Ryan Kerrigan] really does have a good motor. And is relentless. And never quits on a play. And just keeps coming. And probably eats Wheaties and drinks Apple Pie smoothies and shaves with Valvoline." -Dan Steinberg DC Sports Bog
I wanted to balance the girly stuff and the hard stuff... I guess it doesn't work well that way! haha...
"Guess [Ryan Kerrigan] really does have a good motor. And is relentless. And never quits on a play. And just keeps coming. And probably eats Wheaties and drinks Apple Pie smoothies and shaves with Valvoline." -Dan Steinberg DC Sports Bog
Happy 2-1~!
Just go ahead and Ralph it up now bro. Then stick to one genre of booze a night :0). From your experienced, much older, pro-ralphing hogsbro.
"Nah, I trust the laws of nature to stay constant. I don't pray that the sun will rise tomorrow, and I don't need to pray that someone will beat the Cowboys in the playoffs." - Irn-Bru
If you want hard liquor with a sweet taste, order a Long Island Iced Tea. Vodka, tequila, rum, gin, sometimes triple sec, sour mix, and a splash of coke. Depending on the bartender you might not need more than 2 or 3 for the entire night. You'll thank me! Happy Birthday!