Can anyone explain...

NikiH · Post by **NikiH** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:31 am

And this my friends is why women do not drink half the beer men do! ;-)

hailskins666 · Post by **hailskins666** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:33 am

NikiH wrote:And this my friends is why women do not drink half the beer men do!

huh? tell that to amy. she drinks at least half of what i do every night. :shock:

NikiH · Post by **NikiH** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:43 am

Amy may have a little secret to tell you then HS. Just kidding. I think if Amy drank half of what you did she'd be in the hospital. ;-)

hailskins666 · Post by **hailskins666** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:45 am

NikiH wrote:Amy may have a little secret to tell you then HS. Just kidding. I think if Amy drank half of what you did she'd be in the hospital.

ok. a third then. :twisted:

General Failure · Post by **General Failure** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:16 am

I assumed people had to drink a fifth to put up with you for that long.

hailskins666 · Post by **hailskins666** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:56 pm

General Failure wrote:I assumed people had to drink a fifth to put up with you for that long.

most people do. but she's my better half, so she's grown used to it.

Clinton Portis · Post by **Clinton Portis** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 2:01 pm

Jeremy81 wrote:i like the burger king commercials...i think they're pretty funny. when the boss tells everyone to pick a number cause he has to fire one of them...before the first guy can barely get out his number he gets fired, just thought it was pretty funny...

Now THAT is the funny one.I was laughing after that one.

"I'm thinking of a number 1-10..., whats your number?"
"4."
"Your Fired" :lol:

That one was great.

Scooter · Post by **Scooter** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 2:08 pm

Is it just me, or does anyone else wanna beat the crap outta Subway's Jerod? OK, so he used to be fat - AND? Hi I'm Jerod - suddenly a body flys towards him, a full elbow and shoulder dig into Jerod's mid-section. He flys backards as snot-bubble hang in the air like exploded bird feathers. "A-hurk-iffa, harumph... oowie." Now Eat this Big Mac before I punt your crotch!....
I feel better now :0)

Clinton Portis · Post by **Clinton Portis** » Sat Jan 22, 2005 2:14 pm

" A big mac has 33 grams of fat!"

"A yummy DELICIOUS SUBWAY SUB only has 5g..."

His commercials are so scripted

tazlah · Post by **tazlah** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 9:58 am

Scooter wrote:Is it just me, or does anyone else wanna beat the crap outta Subway's Jerod? OK, so he used to be fat - AND? Hi I'm Jerod - suddenly a body flys towards him, a full elbow and shoulder dig into Jerod's mid-section. He flys backards as snot-bubble hang in the air like exploded bird feathers. "A-hurk-iffa, harumph... oowie." Now Eat this Big Mac before I punt your crotch!....

Wow -- Scooter Dude -- feelin' better???? You know, you really shouldn't hold this stuff in -- it'll kill ya! :wink:

No worries Scooter -- I think there may be a woman in Talking Smack that ate Jerrod!!!! ROTFALMAO

JansenFan · Post by **JansenFan** » Mon Jan 24, 2005 10:31 am

Hey don't mess with Jerod. His diet worked for Fat Bastard, and it can work for you....of course, there will be that little excess skin problem....