'Twas the Week Before Dallas

[Redskins Rule]

You guys might have gotten this by email already, but just in case you haven't I figured I would put it here:


'Twas the Week Before Dallas


'Twas the week before Christmas, down at Redskins Park,
There are two games left, before the season goes dark:
The Unis were hung from the lockers with care,
In hopes of beating Dallas, but it never happens there.
The Cowboys were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of a beating danced in their heads:
Joe Gibbs walked around with an "R" on his cap,
Hoping this game wasn't another Cowboys trap.

As this season went on there arose such a clatter,
Brunell was just awful, what the heck was the matter?
Gibbs went to his bench, just as quick as a flash,
He made Ramsey the starter, and Brunell was now trash.

The moon on the field of the fresh fallen snow,
Made me think, man, these teams really do....stink.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a burgundy limo screeching down in third gear.

When out popped two men so jivy and slick,
It was Gibbs and Buges, ready to strike quick.
The coach told Ramsey, my game plan's the same,
Spread the ball to the guys and we'll call them by name:

Now, Gardner! now, Coles! and come on Portis,
Get your butt in gear and don't run like a tortoise.
Over the fifty he goes, on his way to the house,
God, we hate Dallas and Parcells, that louse.

Ramsey threw for a score, and yes then two more,
This Cowboys defense was becoming a bore.
With a wink of his eye and a nod of his head,
Gibbs knew with Ramsey, he had nothing to dread.


With the Boys, there is Vinny with snow on his roof,
He's old and he runs like he has a bad hoof.
But, he can still throw it OK and spread it around,
Especially to Keyshawn, the big show-off clown.

Fred Smoot spoke not a word, but went right to his work,
He covered that Johnson and called him a jerk.
He picked off Vinny, laying his thumb on his nose,
And waved it at Keyshawn, down the field he goes.

Gibbs sprang to his feet as the Skins had a win,
For Bill and Vinny, their whole team's in a spin.
But I heard Joe exclaim as his team finally excels,
Man, it's a good holiday when you beat Bill Parcells.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

[Deadskins]

Gibbs went to his bench, just as quick as a flash,
He made Ramsey the starter, and Brunell was now trash.

I only wish Gibbs had gone to his bench, quick as a flash.