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SORRY GANG! Taking a MAJOR shot in the dark here.

If you happen to hear of young lady who was lent a heavy 'Skins Starter jacket at the Bengals game yesterday, but was unable to retun it to it's rightfull owner, (ME!), after the game please let me know.

Thanks! Wormer.

(Story below)

So...Being the nice, (a.k.a.:"stupid"), guy that I am, I lent one of my heavy Starter 'Skins jackets to a young lady at the game yesterday who was ill prepared for the weather. She was in what seemed to be a nice group of folks tailgating next to us. I made arangements for drop off after the game which got kinda screwed up. Due to this scew up, we were not able to meet up after the game. My assumption is that she wanted to return it to me but was unable to. (big assumption??)

Unfortunately she has no idea who I am or how to get ahold of me.

My only other hope, besides taking this shot in the dark, is that maybe she is a regular at the tailgate spot we were in yesterday.

I'm going to try and post on a few more boards as well.

Thanks for your help,

Wormer.

Sorry to hear that Wormer.

Good luck!

Call the local radio station and see if they will ask on the air ... this is the type of story that some stations like to air ... you were a gentleman about it and should get your jacket back ... worth a phone call i would think

Thanks guys. Good advice Indyskinsfan! Sportstalk980 here I come!

No you didn't...while I appreciate the sentiment....she had to be hot, right? Tell me...honestly...that if she was a dog, you would have done the same thing.

I knew this one was coming..

Actually one of the guys she was with said, "Must be nice to have T & A..."

To answer your question, she was not a "super hottie" but she was not bad looking and of course had many of the other characteristics prized by the superficial male. (bonus points for anyone who can tell me where this quote comes from)

You know, I LIKE to think looks would not have mattered. She was a fan, was cold & she seemed nice as well as trust worthy.

I guess it's just my chivalrous nature.

wormer wrote:I knew this one was coming..

Actually one of the guys she was with said, "Must be nice to have T & A..."

To answer your question, she was not a "super hottie" but she was not bad looking and of course had many of the other characteristics prized by the superficial male. (bonus points for anyone who can tell me where this quote comes from)

You know, I LIKE to think looks would not have mattered. She was a fan, was cold & she seemed nice as well as trust worthy.

I guess it's just my chivalrous nature.

Alright...I'll give you the benefit of the doubt....BUT, if anyone sees a superficially attractive (keeping in mind attractive does not equate to "super hottie" status) girl around the Northern VA/DC area wearing a Redskins Starter jacket, but otherwise scantily clad....contact Wormer right away.

IndySkinsFan - I emailed this dude Steve Czaban @ Sportstalk 980 AM. (That's our local sports talk radio station.) He's a local guy and is on durring the evening rush hour. He does this thing called "The Daily Czabe" every show which this sort of thing would work well with.

I even told him if he wanted to he could call me on the air and make fun of me for being such a moron.

Ah the ole' give'em your coat so they have to get back in touch with you trick..nice work wormer!!

wormer wrote:IndySkinsFan - I emailed this dude Steve Czaban @ Sportstalk 980 AM. (That's our local sports talk radio station.) He's a local guy and is on durring the evening rush hour. He does this thing called "The Daily Czabe" every show which this sort of thing would work well with.

I even told him if he wanted to he could call me on the air and make fun of me for being such a moron.

ohhh a good idea, he can have some fun with you as he tries to get you hooked up with your jacket. be sure to let us know if u get it back AND if she buys you dinner for the trouble !

cmon, somebody on here has got to know wormers moms number...

call her up and tell her that her son wants his jacket back...

wormer wrote:I knew this one was coming..

Actually one of the guys she was with said, "Must be nice to have T & A..."

To answer your question, she was not a "super hottie" but she was not bad looking and of course had many of the other characteristics prized by the superficial male. (bonus points for anyone who can tell me where this quote comes from)

You know, I LIKE to think looks would not have mattered. She was a fan, was cold & she seemed nice as well as trust worthy.

I guess it's just my chivalrous nature.

So....your not just stupid,your desperate too?
Go buy a new coat and be happy that women will remember you for the rest of her life...something im sure you wouldn't normally have accomplished

SirSmizzy wrote:

wormer wrote:I knew this one was coming..

Actually one of the guys she was with said, "Must be nice to have T & A..."

To answer your question, she was not a "super hottie" but she was not bad looking and of course had many of the other characteristics prized by the superficial male. (bonus points for anyone who can tell me where this quote comes from)

You know, I LIKE to think looks would not have mattered. She was a fan, was cold & she seemed nice as well as trust worthy.

I guess it's just my chivalrous nature.

So....your not just stupid,your desperate too?
Go buy a new coat and be happy that women will remember you for the rest of her life...something im sure you wouldn't normally have accomplished

Dude...Where's the love????

wormer wrote:Dude...Where's the love????

Don't worry about it--I would be as grumpy if QC was my starting quarterback, too. . .

FanfromAnnapolis wrote:

wormer wrote:Dude...Where's the love????

Don't worry about it--I would be as grumpy if QC was my starting quarterback, too. . .

Why? He won more games than both you measley QB's did last yr.

SirSmizzy wrote:

FanfromAnnapolis wrote:

wormer wrote:Dude...Where's the love????

Don't worry about it--I would be as grumpy if QC was my starting quarterback, too. . .

Why? He won more games than both you measley QB's did last yr.

Then he got cut.

SirSmizzy wrote:Why? He won more games than both you measley QB's did last yr.

How many has he won this year

1niksder wrote:

SirSmizzy wrote:Why? He won more games than both you measley QB's did last yr.

How many has he won this year

The same amount as Ramsey

cvillehog wrote:

SirSmizzy wrote:

FanfromAnnapolis wrote:

wormer wrote:Dude...Where's the love????

Don't worry about it--I would be as grumpy if QC was my starting quarterback, too. . .

Why? He won more games than both you measley QB's did last yr.

Then he got cut.

It's better than giving him 43 mil,that's for sure.

SirSmizzy wrote: So....your not just stupid,your desperate too?Go buy a new coat and be happy that women will remember you for the rest of her life...something im sure you wouldn't normally have accomplished

Please keep personal attacks to the Smack forum only.

BossHog wrote:

SirSmizzy wrote: So....your not just stupid,your desperate too?Go buy a new coat and be happy that women will remember you for the rest of her life...something im sure you wouldn't normally have accomplished

Please keep personal attacks to the Smack forum only.

I was teasin the guy.

SirSmizzy wrote:

BossHog wrote:

SirSmizzy wrote: So....your not just stupid,your desperate too?Go buy a new coat and be happy that women will remember you for the rest of her life...something im sure you wouldn't normally have accomplished

Please keep personal attacks to the Smack forum only.

I was teasin the guy.

Yea- It's cool Boss H. It was good natured. Plus- I probably deserve a little ribing anyway!

Wormer, this girl...did she, by any chance, happen to be wearing a slightly oversized dress with polka dots ? Was she mustachioed, and smoking a cigar ? How about her nose ? Was it porcine in nature ? Was there a hat, too ?
I think I know what happened to your jacket, man.
I saw that chick on tv !! She was with her three sisters !
I think they're dancers or something.

tcwest10 wrote:Wormer, this girl...did she, by any chance, happen to be wearing a slightly oversized dress with polka dots ? Was she mustachioed, and smoking a cigar ? How about her nose ? Was it porcine in nature ? Was there a hat, too ?
I think I know what happened to your jacket, man.
I saw that chick on tv !! She was with her three sisters !
I think they're dancers or something.

tcwest10 wrote:Wormer, this girl...did she, by any chance, happen to be wearing a slightly oversized dress with polka dots ? Was she mustachioed, and smoking a cigar ? How about her nose ? Was it porcine in nature ? Was there a hat, too ?
I think I know what happened to your jacket, man.
I saw that chick on tv !! She was with her three sisters !
I think they're dancers or something.

That is freakin' GREAT TC!!! You made me almost not care about my jacket anymore!