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Hey guys, you all harp on me about being 2 years old and what not. Especially when you dig out your old beta tapes and mentions those black and white movies I learned about in history class .

Well, I need some schooling. Have any of you ever taken a colon cleaner? Im not sure if thats what Im talking about, but the thing that cleanses your entire system. I was told that you need to plan to stay home for a day if you take it. Enlighten me on this.

I love to read when Im doing the business and I've never done it before and Im curious. HAHAHA.

See, this is why I never post when I'm drunk.

General Failure wrote:See, this is why I never post when I'm drunk.

... classic GF

CLL... I've never taken one before, but my brother in-law is big into that kinda stuff... he's told me about it... he basically said he get's it from GNC, and it makes you bloated because the stuff foams up inside your stomach and intestines.... scrubing away at the walls.... I don't think you have to stay at home though... we were in Atlantic City and he told me he had just taken the stuff a couple hours before... I never monitored his... uh... trips to the pool... but he seemed fine all day... although I was on cloud corona, so I really wasn't paying attention either...

That probably didn't help at all did it...

I don't know if it was a colon cleanser I drank, but I drank this liquid laxative to clean my system out. I was crapping all day. It was kind of like when you have a stomach virus and you have the squirts. It made my stomach ache a little bit. It has been 6 years, so I don't know if what I drank is what your talking about or not. If what your talking about is what I drank, don't go to wal-mart or anything because as soon as your stomach aches the squirts soon follow.

Ok this discussion is nominated as the grossest yet. But I have some input. It's a bit gross too but you should listen before you take anything like that Chris.

Jackson once had a very bad virus. And when we took him back to the doctor his bowels were still not normal. The Ped informed me that when you have something like that happen (diarehha) it cleans out everything. There is certain bacteria that helps your body function. So to restore that bacteria she recommended we feed him yogurt.

Sounds to me like a "complete cleaning" of that area would be a bad idea. Again I'm no dr, and I'm just going on what I was told. The yogurt thing worked. So there must have been something to it.

I don't believe a laxative and "coca colon" is the same thing.... a laxative just helps you move the ship(s) threw the bowels... "Colon Blow" actually cleans the wind pipe....

no, the other wind pipe.....

You probably don't want to take any unless your constipated. By the sound of things, you may either be drunk or constipated.

But when in doubt, just try a "hot fudge explosion" at Friendly's.

Or the "Chocolate Thunder From Down Under" at Outback

JansenFan wrote:Or the "Chocolate Thunder From Down Under" at Outback

That doesn't even sound right.

I was curious because my friend said that you'll feel 10 pounds lighter after you take the laxative.

I dont know what my problem is Im just in some sort of curious stage in my life. I used to be content playing the wall and watching everyone else do dumb stuff, now I want in on it!

Chris Luva Luva wrote:I was curious because my friend said that you'll feel 10 pounds lighter after you take the laxative.

You won't just FEEL 10 pounds lighter, you will LITERALLY be 10 pounds lighter!

Chris Luva Luva wrote:I dont know what my problem is Im just in some sort of curious stage in my life. I used to be content playing the wall and watching everyone else do dumb stuff, now I want in on it!

Oh my God, is that what will happen when I reach my 20's? I thought the curiousity stage ended at 6...

LOL It's a whole new type of curiousity Jake. Let's hope you skip that phase! And let's hope Chris reconsiders.

Man its crazy I've been on this whole adrenaline crazy rush stuff lately.

For example. When my friends and I went to Kings Dominion I was considered and almost rode the bunjee jump ride. I got on the drop zone 8 times in a row while keeping my eyes open, holding my hands up, and not yelling. I was shocked that my now ex g/f was able to do that too !

Theres some other stuff I'd mention but we'd have to take it into the smack forum.

Oh my God, is that what will happen when I reach my 20's? I thought the curiousity stage ended at 6...

PM me and I'll seriously answer your question.

Chris Luva Luva wrote: the bunjee jump ride

is awesome. I rode it a few years ago. I went with my brother-in-law and his best friend. Next time don't consider it, just do it. You won't regret it. It's a lot safer than you think....certainly safer than playing footbal in the parking lot at Kings Dominion

thanks for the laugh guys

wow! cool memories....I haven't been to Kings Dominion in years! What a fun park!

Chris Luva Luva wrote:

Oh my God, is that what will happen when I reach my 20's? I thought the curiousity stage ended at 6...

PM me and I'll seriously answer your question.

Nah, I think I have an idea.

Maybe it's a Boston thing, this "Colon" cleanser.
They just did that, and THEY look happy !