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funny

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:07 pm
by tnathan
from king kaufman's sports column on salon...

New Redskins running back Clinton Portis is fading badly. At one point Sunday he was averaging 64 yards per rush and, based on last year's carries, was on pace for 18,560 yards and 290 touchdowns for the season. Since then, he's averaged 3.0 yards a carry and he's only on pace for 2,368 yards and 16 TDs. Even with this albatross in the lineup, the Redskins should find a way to beat the NYFG.


obviously he's joking, but does a pretty good job of making fun of stat-happy sportswriters on that one.

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:29 pm
by Chris Luva Luva
New Redskins running back Clinton Portis is fading badly. At one point Sunday he was averaging 64 yards per rush and, based on last year's carries, was on pace for 18,560 yards and 290 touchdowns for the season. Since then, he's averaged 3.0 yards a carry and he's only on pace for 2,368 yards and 16 TDs. Even with this albatross in the lineup, the Redskins should find a way to beat the NYFG.


[SARCASM] ;furious; I KNEW IT!!!! He's just a system back!! We should have gotten Quentin! :evil: [/SARCASM]

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:31 pm
by Redskins1974
CLL - you're being sarcastic, right?

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 10:20 am
by lostmdboy
Go Portis. If he stays on track my fantasy team is a shoe in.

Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2004 12:28 pm
by Chris Luva Luva
CLL - you're being sarcastic, right?


I swear... You can see right through me! :twisted: [/quote]