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Another Dumb-A$$ Criminal

Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:09 am
by Justice Hog

Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 8:13 am
by DEHog
Yea I heard that one on the radio yesterday.

My all time favorite story is about the two guys who robbed a bank a few years back. Tha attorney is questioning a witness and ask if the two men he saw rob the back were in the courtroom and the two dumba$$ raised their hands....true story!

Try to stay dry up there today JH

Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2004 10:58 pm
by NC43Hog
Are those the same robbers who used their deposit slip to write "Give Me All Your Money".

ROTFALMAO

Posted: Tue Jul 20, 2004 11:58 pm
by 1niksder
Four Inmates Go on Beer Run
ROGERSVILLE, Tenn. — With their cell doors accidentally left unlocked, four county jail inmates escaped only to return the same night — with beer (search).

The Hawkins County Jail (search) inmates, who bought four cases of beer before returning to the jail, were charged Monday with escape and introduction of intoxicants into a penal institution, the Kingsport Times-News newspaper reported Tuesday.

"I guess they thought if they came back they wouldn't be charged with escape, but they were wrong," Sheriff Warren Rimer said.

Ridgy Dean Coleman, Jimmy Joe Stapleton, David Wayne Blizzard and David Allen Hopkins escaped Thursday night when their cell block doors were unlocked and a faulty control panel failed to alert jailers, Rimer said.

Two of the inmates walked out through a fire exit, left the door propped open with a small Bible and made a hole in the exercise yard fence. They walked to a nearby market and bought the beer.

The inmates did not raise alarm at the store because they were wearing street clothes borrowed from other prisoners. The crowded jail doesn't have enough orange jumpsuits for all of its inmates.

:hmm:

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 12:09 am
by General Failure
Aha! You see where religion gets you? :)

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 8:40 am
by Redskins Rule
they escaped for a beer run!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2004 9:01 am
by JansenFan
How did they get money? Did they trade cartons of cigarettes for the beer or what?