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6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Fallwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd Amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting Your Kid a Military Deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, It's What's for Dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children
8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The government of the future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 : Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Carl Rove: Doublespeak Made Easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3 : Education: A Drain on Our Nation's Economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Piñata
11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The Dangerous New Cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!!!

The Presidential Beer Bong has to be my favorite one!!!!!!!

Second favorite one is Blame Clinton, because that is truth!!!

wormer wrote:7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong

8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh


9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong


10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong

11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again

No EMTs for Rush after Second PBB .....I thought I saw a pattern forming

Smells like bait - ----- not taking.

That is hilarious b/c it's eerily true... (and sorry, not the part about clinton) - he just got a BJ - he didn't mess up the world.

Redskins1974 wrote:That is hilarious b/c it's eerily true... (and sorry, not the part about clinton) - he just got a BJ - he didn't mess up the world.

While he was getting that BJ, Al Qaida blew up the Cole and were planning 9-11. If he wasn't busy sticking cigars in interns, he may have had his head in the right place, our nation's security.

Brandon777 wrote:While he was getting that BJ, Al Qaida blew up the Cole and were planning 9-11. If he wasn't busy sticking cigars in interns, he may have had his head in the right place, our nation's security.

Like I said.....my second favorite has got to be 'Blame Clinton' because that is the truth!!!!!

what red blooded REPUBLICAN is going to wait 5 and a half hours to blame Clinton

1niksder wrote:what red blooded REPUBLICAN is going to wait 5 and a half hours to blame Clinton

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Thats a good point!! It wouldn't even take 5 and a half seconds.