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CAPTION TIME! Rod and Coach G!
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 3:58 pm
by Skinsfan55
Well, due to popular demand... here's a pic for y'all to write captions about.
Rod: C'mon coach! I'll get a rash!
Gibbs: Rod, you practice hard THEN you'll get talcum powder!
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:00 pm
by oafusp
Rod Gardner falls to the ground after Joe Gibbs delivers a Vulcan Neck Pinch (note the fingers).
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:02 pm
by JansenFan
You see Rod, this is the proper technique for ballroom dancing.
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:04 pm
by Redskins4Life
Rod's a pimp so stop hatin! lol
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:15 pm
by wormer
"Remember when Mr.Miyagi showed Danny the Tiger Claw technique. Man that movie was awesome!"
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:11 pm
by surferskin
"no rod, this is how uma pulled that girl's eye out in kill bill vol. 2"
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:17 pm
by andyjens89
JG: See Rod, that's the way to make the perfect armpit fart.
RG: Hmm, watch me do it with my leg!
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:20 pm
by Justice Hog
"You see, Rod, if you keep holding your hand like this when the ball comes to you...you're gonna have the same problems as you did last year dropping all of those balls. You should watch Darnerian when he catches the ball. He'll teach you a thing or two!"
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:29 pm
by BringThePain!
Joe: Ok Rod,... it will only hurt this much....
Rod: Come on, coach.... is this neccesary?
Joe: This will help you and your teamate's build chemistry.
Rod: What? Are you insane?
Joe: Rod, everyone around you is going thru the same thing you are and i don't hear them crying...
Rod: but Coach , I....
Joe: ROD!!!
Rod: ok.... i'm ready..
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:31 pm
by andyjens89
hahahaha
wow thats funny
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 5:34 pm
by Jake
Joe: "Rod, I'm not supposed to tell you, but when the guy takes my picture of me doing this, it'll look like I'm trying to grab Kirk Olividatti's nipple."
Rod: "Who?"
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:15 pm
by Champsturf
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:23 pm
by DEHog
Then I reached over and grabbed Gambit's N#%^@&
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:10 pm
by Chris Luva Luva
Rod: How about like this, coach?
Gibbs: Rob, even from this point of view, "IT" looks this big.
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:31 pm
by coachsanto
Gibbs: whispering - Let's see if i can reflect the sun in his eye with my watch.
Rod: What's that coach, I can't see with your watch reflecting the sun like that.
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:32 pm
by tcwest10
as Joe Gibbs
"Hey ! Hey, guys ! Look ! I'm making a "shadow bunny" on Rod's forehead ! See ? It's hopping !"
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:32 pm
by Chris Luva Luva
"Rod..., I'll start with these 2 fingers and we'll loosen you up from there..."
Where is my mind at today?!?!
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:36 pm
by coachsanto
Gibbs: Oops, did i just drop my muffin down your shorts?
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:59 pm
by tcwest10
Alright, you two.
That's a little weird, okay ?
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:14 pm
by tx_skins_fan
"Miagi show you exercise that teach you how to hold on to football."
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:22 pm
by johnjack
Gibbs: You see Rod, I can't dial a telephone because of my arthritis. Look at my fingers.
Rod: Oh yeah, they look just like Fred Sanford's fingers did on Sanford and Son. Coach, I normally just dial the phone using my cleats, see.
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:35 pm
by BringThePain!
Joe: Rod! Spit the Peanut Butter out of your mouth. You know there's no eating at practice.
Rod: Wup Peawabubba?
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 10:02 pm
by redskincity
Hey Rod.."Try to catch the ball with your feet because your hands suck."
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:27 pm
by dieselhog
That's your hamstring, son.
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 2:54 pm
by SkinsChic
You guys are crazy...but really funny....keep em coming...I love reading these captions.