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With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 2:23 pm
by speedy gun fan
Enough of RG3, There is a QB nicknamed Speedy Gun Gordon from Jersey, also nicknamed "Ruff Duff". If the Skins want to get back to the Glory years, give this guy a chance. He is faster than "Bullet bob Hayes"...thoughts and comments are welcome!!
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 4:27 pm
by Countertrey
Welcome to speedy gun's mom! LOL
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 4:35 pm
by speedy gun fan
clown question? No its not!! The man has a rocket for an arm, runs a 4.5 40 and has muscles on his muscles, lets face it, the RG3 experiment is over
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 8:05 pm
by Deadskins
speedy gun fan wrote:clown question? No its not!!
Yeah Bryce, no it's not!

Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2014 10:40 pm
by frankcal20
If he/she is so good, why has no one heard of him/her?
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:45 am
by speedy gun fan
its a HE!!! Are you people serious??? Do you live on Mars?? Speedy Gun Gordon AKA "Ruff Duff" was the fastest kid on the streets of Parsippany, and over time he became a lightning bolt on the football field and the boxing ring. Not only that, he rolled Larry Marino out on the wrestling mat for a pin in less than ten seconds! trust me, this guy is the real deal!! Look him up!! Jay Gruden needs his head examined if he doesnt sign this kid!! NO JOKE!!
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:14 am
by Burgundy&Wha?
Call Jerruh.

Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:37 am
by fabe
Are you just talking about yourself or perhaps a friend/family member?
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:40 am
by Countertrey
fabe wrote:Are you just talking about yourself or perhaps a friend/family member?
Nah... it's speedy's Mom
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 8:41 am
by fabe
Countertrey wrote:Nah... it's speedy's Mom
Or maybe it's a player he/she created in Madden.
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 9:14 am
by Deadskins
speedy gun fan wrote:Not only that, he rolled Larry Marino out on the wrestling mat for a pin in less than ten seconds
Well, if he did that then I certainly don't understand why 32 NFL teams passed up this professional wrestling gem in the draft and free agency. And I totally agree that Gruden should have his head examined for not doing Bruce Allen's job for him, and not relying on the two backup QBs already on the team, that went through training camp and have previous NFL starting QB experience.

PS Care to comment on Dewey Bunnell's contribution to this discussion, as you did on Bryce Harper's?
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 2:24 pm
by Countertrey
Deadskins wrote:
PS Care to comment on Dewey Bunnell's contribution to this discussion, as you did on Bryce Harper's?
You realize that Oz is pure fantasy... right?
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 2:35 pm
by Deadskins
Countertrey wrote:Deadskins wrote:
PS Care to comment on Dewey Bunnell's contribution to this discussion, as you did on Bryce Harper's?
You realize that Oz is pure fantasy... right?
Is that a clown question, bro?
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 2:37 pm
by Countertrey
BWHAAAAAAA
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 4:00 am
by speedy gun fan
You can all pretend what you want, but the facts are out there. The ink doesnt lie. Ok for now "Cousins" is doing a fine job. But the man is vanilla ice cream, plays with no personality. Speedy Gun Gordon has the fastest hands ive ever seen, I saw him play basketball against his 13 year old cousin, and while defending the kid, he made loud noises to distract the kid, and then he stole the ball to lay it in. What is wrong with you people??? Cant you understand the possibilities brining this guy into DC? George Allen would start him if he was still the coach, no joke!!!
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 8:10 am
by Countertrey
Herb Mul-Key
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 9:15 am
by Deadskins
speedy gun fan wrote:I saw him play basketball against his 13 year old cousin, and while defending the kid, he made loud noises to distract the kid, and then he stole the ball to lay it in.

He can best a 13 year-old? That certainly qualifies him to play in the NFL.
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 10:25 am
by PulpExposure
I wish that I too had an imaginary super-athlete friend.
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:58 am
by langleyparkjoe
Judging by Speedy Gun's fan, I'm all in for signing the guy.
Actually I was sold when he made lound noises to distract a 13 year old.
Duff Man? Ruff Duff?
Wait, what?

Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:24 am
by speedy gun fan
ok folks,make your jokes, but the bottom line is....SPEEDY GUN WILL BRING THE REDSKINS BACK TO THEIR GLORY DAYS!! HE EVEN RACED 250 POUND MARK MCCOMBS IN A 100 YARD DASH AT SCHERINGS PARKING LOT. WHEN HE WAS RUNNING HE WAS MAKING LOUD NOISES AS HE PASSED MCCOMBS!! WHEN HE PLAYS BASKETBALL HE SHOOTS LIKE DICK BARNETT OF THE 69-70 NY KNICKS
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 12:12 pm
by fabe
Oh boy, they're starting to speak in caps now.
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 1:26 am
by speedy gun fan
even in high school he wrestled Larry Marino and flipped him all over the mat, the lowly Eagles beat you today!!! Time for a change!! BRING IN SPEEDY!!!
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 5:51 pm
by Countertrey
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 9:10 pm
by fabe
Re: With RG3 injured, sign Speedy Gun Gordon at QB
Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2014 11:37 am
by speedy gun fan
nice game Kirk!!! NOW you all understand how the Skins could use Speedy Gun Gordon to lead them to victory, now who are the fools!!!