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Wait Until After The Bye?? Are You Talking to Me???

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:14 pm
by DarthMonk
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For this thread I AM advocating we start Griff against the Eags. I was thinking about the possibility and, if it actually happened, what the outcomes could be. Here are a few I came up with.

Imagine Griff going 4-0. Further imagine a 4 game stat line of 1,000 yards, 70+% completion rate, 12 passing TDs, 0 picks, a running TD, and a 100+ QB rating.

Now imagine the Dallas game during bye week. It's Griff's 3rd start against those losers. They think they're laying in wait to avenge Turkey Day, but actually, we are breathing fire in anticipation of Griff's homecoming. Then Griff lights 'em up in "Griff's House" just like last year.

Finally, imagine such devastation that Cousins comes in for mop-up duty.

1 Mike would have had his cake and eaten it too.

2 Griff would be the frickin' toast of the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE.

3 This entire region would be ... excuse me ... cumming in our pants.

4 Oh, here's a good one - the Redskins would be "America's Team."

=P~

Re: Wait Until After The Bye?? Are You Talking to Me???

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 8:46 pm
by Irn-Bru
DarthMonk wrote:4 Oh, here's a good one - the Redskins would be "America's Team."
=P~
We already are:

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Re: Wait Until After The Bye?? Are You Talking to Me???

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:03 pm
by DarthMonk
Irn-Bru wrote:
DarthMonk wrote:4 Oh, here's a good one - the Redskins would be "America's Team."
=P~
We already are:

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I'm welling up with tears. I LOVE the freakin' 'Skins.

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:43 pm
by welch
George Allen: Which team represents the Nation's Capital? That team, therefore, is "America's Team".

Re: Wait Until After The Bye?? Are You Talking to Me???

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:48 pm
by Countertrey
Irn-Bru wrote:
DarthMonk wrote:4 Oh, here's a good one - the Redskins would be "America's Team."
=P~
We already are:

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Have you posted this on multiple Cowboys sites, yet?
... perhaps an e-mail to Jerruh would be in order?

:twisted:

Re: Wait Until After The Bye?? Are You Talking to Me???

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 12:09 pm
by Irn-Bru
Countertrey wrote: Have you posted this on multiple Cowboys sites, yet?
... perhaps an e-mail to Jerruh would be in order?

:twisted:
I have it tucked away for when Cowboys trolls return to the site. It's been a while since the team's performance has let them do any trash talking, though . . . :whistle: