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you may not like Shanny and Bruce but...

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 2:22 pm
by oneman56
Thank God this guy is gone.


http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdo ... nfl.p.9277


In the spring of 2008, former Washington Redskins general manager (and current football analyst, for some unknown reason) Vinny Cerrato was trying to hold on to a job that he would soon lose to the Mike Shanahan/Bruce Allen regime. In the name of making a big splash on offense, Cerrato offered Washington's first-round picks in 2008 and 2009 to Bengals owner/goofball Mike Brown(notes) in exchange for Senor Ochocinco …

…and Brown refused. Yes he did. Take it away, Vinny, in a recent recollection:

"Do you think that Mike Brown will eventually trade Carson Palmer(notes)?" Cerrato asked Cincinnati Enquirer beat writer Joe Reedy. "I mean, I was part of trying to trade for Chad Ochocinco, and when they said no, they meant no. And Marvin [Lewis] would have done it. Two No. 1s, that's exactly what it was. And I talked to Katie Blackburn's husband all the time, and he just said listen. I talked to him at the owners' meetings, and I called him. He said no is no, quit calling, we're not trading him....

"Drew [Rosenhaus] was pushing it hard, Chad was pushing it hard, and you know what, I think it worked out best for the Redskins that it didn't happen at the time. I think we ended up with Orapko [sic] and somebody else, so I think that worked out well, and Chad has declined quickly."

As usual, we don't even know where to begin with Vinny. Maybe we should start with the fact that he was BRAGGING about trying to trade two first-round picks for a receiver — any receiver. Second, he can't even recall whether he drafted end Brian Orakpo(notes) in 2008. In fact, the Redskins selected Orakpo in the first round of the 2009 draft — they didn't even have a first-rounder in 2008, having given it away for more picks in the second round. And in that 2008 draft, Cerrato claimed two receivers — Devin Thomas(notes) and Malcolm Kelly(notes) — who were absolute busts. Each in the second round.

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:32 pm
by langleyparkjoe
Whoa!.. I never knew it was two first rounders, that's flippin nutzo!

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 3:51 pm
by emoses14
That dumb son of a ;furious; .

That anyone, anyone clamors for the days of Vinny and Snyder (Snyderrato, if you will) bringing n big names for the sake of bringing in a big name (former) star is quite possibly one of the top 10 dumbest things I've ever heard (It'd be higher, but I've spent time around a lot of dumb people, what can I say?).

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:16 pm
by TimSkin
Thank god that Mike Brown is the only person out there dumber than Vinny......Whew we dodged a big time bullet there!!!

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:45 pm
by yupchagee
emoses14 wrote:That dumb son of a ;furious; .

That anyone, anyone clamors for the days of Vinny and Snyder (Snyderrato, if you will) bringing n big names for the sake of bringing in a big name (former) star is quite possibly one of the top 10 dumbest things I've ever heard (It'd be higher, but I've spent time around a lot of dumb people, what can I say?).

I thought Vinnie + Danny=VD

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:47 pm
by yupchagee
emoses14 wrote:That dumb son of a ;furious; .

That anyone, anyone clamors for the days of Vinny and Snyder (Snyderrato, if you will) bringing n big names for the sake of bringing in a big name (former) star is quite possibly one of the top 10 dumbest things I've ever heard (It'd be higher, but I've spent time around a lot of dumb people, what can I say?).
Vinnie + Danny=VD :twisted:

Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 11:11 pm
by Skinsfan55
This was a huge story when it happened. How do you not remember we offered two first round picks for Ohco Cinco?

Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:57 am
by PulpExposure
Even better.

Vinny Cerrato says he’d sign Haynesworth again
I think maybe we can all agree that Albert Haynesworth’s tenure in Washington wasn’t the most successful Washington tenure in the history of Washington tenures. Like, William Henry Harrison probably had a more successful Washington tenure. Sharon Pratt Kelly had a way more successful Washington tenure. Mike Bibby and Žydrūnas Ilgauskas had more successful Washington tenures.

So, while it might be hard to admit, if you were one of the guys who helped bring Haynesworth to Washington, maybe you could come out and say that it was a mistake, one that would not be repeated.

Or not.

“What I want to know is after all that's gone down in Washington, if Cerrato has buyer’s remorse,” CBS Sports’s Clark Judge wrote this week.

“You know what I mean. After the body blows he absorbed ... and continues to absorb ... for signing Haynesworth, would he sign him again if the situation were the same?

Cerrato didn’t flinch.

‘If the Redskins were still playing a 4-3 I would,’ he said. ‘Under the circumstances, it made sense. But if I was running a strict 3-4, absolutely not.’ ”

Cerrato also said that the Redskins’ defensive struggles “changed when Albert was there,” and that “in his first year, he did what he was supposed to do.”

So I guess in a calm and sober analysis of the facts, maybe you do have to admit that hahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahah ahahahahahaha hold me someone hold me ahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Shocking that this guy can't find work in the NFL....