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Posted: **Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:28 pm**

his ankle is sprained trying to keep it up

Posted: **Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:28 pm**

It has it's own area code

Posted: **Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:29 pm**

it has a gravitational force that attracts sattelites

Posted: **Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:32 pm**

that he can play guard and it can play tackle.......

Posted: **Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:21 pm**

when he farts, he proves the Big Bang Theory wrong ...

Posted: **Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:39 pm**

nice.......c'mon guys it takes the canuk to get it?!......

dudes ass is so big it has its own independent ass

Posted: **Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:50 pm**

His ass is so small that... dammit I suck at these. ](*,)

Posted: **Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:59 pm**

If he had an X on his back, helicopters would land on his back.

Posted: **Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:02 pm**

frankcal20 wrote:If he had an X on his back, helicopters would land on his back.

yeah o k good effort.........i like the helicopters but thats his back....please stay on topic Frank

Posted: **Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:03 pm**

restaurants in DC have signs that say "maximum occupancy 200 people or MIKE WILLIAMS ONLY"

Posted: **Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:04 pm**

When he sits around the house he really sits around the house.

Posted: **Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:10 pm**

ATX_Skins wrote:When he sits around the house he really sits around the house.

thats the spirit!.........

so big that the real reason we can't run to the right is not stephen heyor but the fact that big mikes ass takes up that whole side of th field!

Posted: **Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:50 am**

Drinks at Fed Ex Field now come in Small, Medium, Large, and Mike Williams' Ass.

Posted: **Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:29 am**

His a$$ is so big that when the coaches yell at him to hall a$$ it takes him 3 trips.

Posted: **Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:37 am**

... it gives an opportunity to astrophysisicts to perform research on the behaviour of black holes.

( I respectfully suggest to bring this thread to the Lounge or, better yet, smack) :twisted:

Posted: **Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:48 pm**

.. he has to hit the truck weight station while on I-95

Posted: **Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:47 pm**

He shows up to practice right on time, but his ass is 15 minutes late.

His ass is so big, it gets into clubs VIP but Mike still has to wait in line.

His ass is so big, it has an autobiography coming out, and a 3 movie deal starring Will Smith.

His ass is so big it has it's own personal trainer. Mike's ass can bench more than you.

Posted: **Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:01 pm**

Geez, you guys must've been looking at Mike Williams' a$$ for a really long time huh? :shock:

Posted: **Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:08 pm**

Clinton Portis fell in and hasn't been seen since.

Posted: **Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:09 pm**

Carlos Rogers gets faked out by his left cheek

Posted: **Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:39 pm**

he dropped 100 pounds and it didn't blink

Posted: **Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:54 pm**

............His butt crack has a hyphen.

............Kim Kardashian is jealous.

............He uses Bounty mega-roll for toilet paper.

Posted: **Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:59 pm**

no, really. he dropped a hundred pounds and it didn't blink

Posted: **Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:21 pm**

He was fined for being over his street's weight limit, while walking his Chihuahua

Posted: **Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:21 pm**

His town passed a law requiring him to beep when he backs up

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Mike Williams's a$$ is so big that.........

Mike Williams's a$$ is so big that.........