The-Hogs.net - Washington Football Discussion, Redskins to Commanders Era

Sup Hogs.net, haven't posted in a LONG time, haven't had much new to add beyond what everyone has said here. But I had an idea:
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I think I've gone through the various stages of grief with these Skins and now that I'm past the acceptance phase, I'm searching for my happiness through laughter. With that said, I think the tradition of the Hogettes should be shelved at the moment in lieu of something more appropriate for the 21st century:

The Snyders.

If everyone in the stadium would dress in three piece suits with burgundy and gold ties, pompadour wigs, horn rimmed glasses, and holding up signs which read, "Gimme Your Money, Get Nothing In Return.", I think it would be fantastic in several respects.

1. It would allow Lil Dan to feel the shame of additional embarassment on national TV.

2. I would laugh my tail off.

3. It would allow Skins fans' to take ownership of mocking the organization. If anybody should make fun of the FO, it should be us.

4. It would require no purchasing of merchandise to fill Lil Dan's coffers.

5. The Snyders could take donations to buy Pat Hill a ticket.

Any other ideas? Feel free to add...

It will never happen but I would die laughing.

I'd rather get those bug-eyed glasses and be the Vinny's

Don't forget all the rings he's won. It's all b/c of him.

It will only take a few guys to do this and this will end up all over the TV


edit:

have another guy with bugeyed glasses wearing a collar and have danny hold the leash

That would be so funny. It's got to be someone sitting in the lower section though.

Vinny on a leash would be stellar, lol.

LetsRollBurgundyNGold wrote:Vinny on a leash would be stellar, lol.

A very short one...

Monday night football before Halloween would be the place to do it...