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ugghh, the offseason has now trickled down to an "every 3 or 4 days until something new" thing.

Not much to talk about. Guess we need to wait about a month until we can start talking about our lone draft pick and what will happen with it.

In the meantime, if you could work for the Skins, what would your job be (realistic)? - bored

My jobs is not up there. How bout assistant to the salary cap expert? Learn from the master!

be able to work with joe gibbs. can i get that coffee for ya mr gibbs.just to work alongside with him would be great.
my dream job is to some day work for a day for joe gibbs that would be awesome in itself. thats with the skins are even better be with him at his raceshop in charlotte.

that would be awesome to me.

kkryan wrote:My jobs is not up there. How bout assistant to the salary cap expert? Learn from the master!

This falls under the category "Jock Cleaner"
It is Snyder's way of hiding his secret cap employees from the rest of the league. Nobody else would think to steal the Redskin's Jock Cleaner.

....Yeah My job is not up their either I would love to be cheerleader scout

oafusp wrote:

kkryan wrote:My jobs is not up there. How bout assistant to the salary cap expert? Learn from the master!

This falls under the category "Jock Cleaner"
It is Snyder's way of hiding his secret cap employees from the rest of the league. Nobody else would think to steal the Redskin's Jock Cleaner.

I guess thats my position

redskincity wrote:....Yeah My job is not up their either I would love to be cheerleader scout

Well, I would assume that would fall under fan relations to Snyder...since you would be working on the fan's eye candy.

oafusp wrote:

redskincity wrote:....Yeah My job is not up their either I would love to be cheerleader scout

Well, I would assume that would fall under fan relations to Snyder...since you would be working on the fan's eye candy.

No. That would be all mine.

hmmmmm.....locker room photographer....during the season of course....

Well, the site elevated me to GM!

But that's not a choice so I'm not really fit for any of those jobs.

SkinsChic wrote:hmmmmm.....locker room photographer....during the season of course....

My job ain't up there either, id wanna be ball boy or somethin.

marketing advisor. i've got tons of ideas, and no way to get em to snyder.

Equipment manager, get to hang out with the team, see all the games and not really have to do that much. I imagine it would be like the tool room clerk when I was in the marines. All I had to do was sign out tools, sign in tools, make sure they were clean and servicible, order new tools when necessary. That was a cake job.

I've got a big mouth and, being a lawyer, I like hearing myself talk...so I chose "stadium announcer"!

I'd have to say scout - I would love to be the guy to find the diamond in the rough that made a huge difference to the team...

Wow thats a tuffy I had to go with scout although personal assistant to Gibbs would be awesome as well. I tend to really study the Draft and all things leading up to it, I would love to be the evaluator for talent, and bring the next big thing to Washington time and time again.

I'm with SkinsChic -- but I'll let her have the lockerroom -- I'd wanna be the team photographer! But for the sake of the poll -- I chose to be Coach Gibb's assistant!

taz

I went for Gibbs' assistant. Not only would I learn all about football, but also being a great leader and a great man. (I trust this post would involve sideline duties on gameday too!)

Thanks Taz....I'll get doubles. Hehehehe

trainer...would love to have a chance to work out everyday....and on top of that meet and get to know all the players