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Posted: **Wed Feb 27, 2008 11:10 pm**

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6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will talk about this thread with another idiot. He may even join the site and click the link

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

Sorry about this,....I'm an idiot and I needed company,....... :lol:

Posted: **Fri Feb 29, 2008 1:11 pm**

ahaha yeah its true...what happens if you're missing some teeth though?

Posted: **Tue Mar 04, 2008 9:19 am**

dang! Before I saw truth # 2 I was like " I can touch all my teeth....sweet!"

I'm an idiot.

Posted: **Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:04 am**

TeeterSalad wrote:ahaha yeah its true...what happens if you're missing some teeth though?

Then it WOULD be a trick!

Posted: **Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:10 am**

Oldie but goodie for those of us in the Dental Field...I'll add...

You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue

The West Virginia version would read

You can't touch your "tooth" with your tongue