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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:55 pm
by Countertrey
Pre-emptive, Generic, Free Agent Thread
We should get him.
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:57 pm
by Fios
He is a MUST have
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:01 pm
by Wysocki
If we can sign him for the minimum, I say go for it...
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:04 pm
by Fios
He is a LOCKER ROOM CANCER
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:21 pm
by Countertrey
Fios wrote:He is a LOCKER ROOM CANCER
Well, yes, but it's not like that's a bad thing. We need him... and imagine how cool his Nike signature shoes would look in Maroon and Black!
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:21 pm
by REDEEMEDSKIN
...but he's the final piece to get this team to the Super Bowl.
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:30 pm
by Fios
Do we have any draft picks left? GET RID OF THEM NOW, THEY ARE POISON
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:39 pm
by KazooSkinsFan
Fios wrote:Do we have any draft picks left? GET RID OF THEM NOW, THEY ARE POISON
Oh my God, you're right. FA's are poison too, STAY AWAY FROM THOSE! Remember, we don't sign anyone and we NEVER overpay. And think of the Cap space we'll have!
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:24 pm
by UK Skins Fan
But, if we singed this guy, and drafted fingummybob, and put dem wid wassisname and doodah (you no, tha guy from Oshkosh?), then well have the sickest punt coverage teem in hole freakin' NLF.
Am I makkin' since?
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:58 pm
by Jake
No!!!! Don't sign him!
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 8:47 pm
by Countertrey
UK Skins Fan wrote:But, if we singed this guy, and drafted fingummybob, and put dem wid wassisname and doodah (you no, tha guy from Oshkosh?), then well have the sickest punt coverage teem in hole freakin' NLF.
Am I makkin' since?
Oh, yeah! Not only that, but imagine how cool the break from the pre-game huddle would be... AWESOME!!!
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 10:55 pm
by brad7686
I'm not at all concerned about his age and history of injuries!
Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:31 pm
by Countertrey
brad7686 wrote:I'm not at all concerned about his age and history of injuries!
I think his age has been exaggerated by The Washington Post, just so they can tweak the Danny...
I also have reliable information that that injury was little more than a cut from a dull Bic shaver. Nothing to worry about, at all... as you said.
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:28 am
by UK Skins Fan
brad7686 wrote:I'm not at all concerned about his age and history of injuries!
Or the fact that he used to be a call girl called Trudi.
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:19 pm
by Countertrey
UK Skins Fan wrote:brad7686 wrote:I'm not at all concerned about his age and history of injuries!
Or the fact that he used to be a call girl called Trudi.
Frankly, that could be an advantage for a Tight End...
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:45 pm
by Wysocki
Perfect: Trudi is married to Sting - Danny and Vinny could watch the game with Sting!
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:24 pm
by UK Skins Fan
And Sting could also be asked to murder the national anthem before each game, in time honoured tradition.
This plan is coming along nicely.
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:25 pm
by UK Skins Fan
Countertrey wrote:UK Skins Fan wrote:brad7686 wrote:I'm not at all concerned about his age and history of injuries!
Or the fact that he used to be a call girl called Trudi.
Frankly, that could be an advantage for a Tight End...
Are we talking about easy transfer of techniques between positions here?
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 4:56 pm
by brad7686
Countertrey wrote:UK Skins Fan wrote:brad7686 wrote:I'm not at all concerned about his age and history of injuries!
Or the fact that he used to be a call girl called Trudi.
Frankly, that could be an advantage for a Tight End...
Yea, i heard he is stiff as a blocker.
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:07 pm
by PulpExposure
Man, you all are slipping.
I don't want to sign him. He's only an 89 on Madden with a 85 for speed and a 80 in hands!
Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:35 pm
by brad7686
PulpExposure wrote:Man, you all are slipping.
I don't want to sign him. He's only an 89 on Madden with a 85 for speed and a 80 in hands!
Yea, but maybe they gave him more "exclusiveness"
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